Fruit loop straws
@The nOly One, the only correct solution
@The nOly One, They need to bring those back. Haven't seen them in ages
@K1l, but what if you’re drinking a soda?
@Prince super Vegeta , Remember those cereal straws? Those were the best
@Prince super Vegeta , the only correct answer
i refuse to drink out of any straw. I will never be seen sucking on such a phallic object in pubic, nor in private.
@Fortnite Is Trash, Only real phalluses for you. Got it.
Paper straws are awful
@Mantis Tobaggan, And really bad for the environment due to all the trees cut down and processing to make paper straws. At least plastic straws can be cleaned and recycled. Metal isn't a bad option, as long as you're careful and you actually keep it clean. The glass ones are weird though.
Some people need straws if they have a disability. So pasta is the way to go.
Paper straws give you a time limit in which you need to finish your drink and metal straws give you the thrill of not knowing when your going to die because you accidentally tripped whilst taking a sip.
That’s all well and good until you want a smoothie
Just take your plastic straw and suck on it like a man
I like how people make this a problem when the problem is plastic itself. When i was growing up it was can holders and some type of netting or plastic strings, now this... what's next.
@freakazoid, everybody cares about the straws but no one mentions the amount of plastic cups about, id much prefer to keep a plastic straw over a plastic cup as well
Sour Punch Straws
Honestly i think pasta is a viable solution, if they can make it completely flavorless
Stockpile plastic straws. Use them wherever whenever. Leave them in plain sight.