*throws in Lake*
WHO'S THE BITCH NOW
@poiuy, did you throw that in the water? That is a tortoise. They can't swim.
Spoons is one cold, hard bitch
As an owner of a tortoise I can confirm that they have the rare perma-bvtchface
I'm trying to return to the line chat that exists somebody plz help me plz thx
You look grumpy in this one!
@RhettandLink, Someone tried to make me soup
@Taquito Speedo, that explains everything
@RhettandLink, I can't help it if I'm delicious
@Taquito Speedo, 😂 #everybodywantsturtleass
@RhettandLink, damn right 😉
when stuckpixel denies the best puc u ever submitted
Spoons the loan shark wants to know where his money is
@Thinlizzy, come back to us my dear.
Semi related, but I find it adorable when my corn snake just sits in one spot of her tank and watches me. The one time she was actually hiding and I guess I made too much noise because she came out just enough so that she could stare at me. Maybe you don't, but I found it funny.
Jurassic world is looking like it will be intense
Mr. Turtle, I know that you are just hiding in that shell because you don't want to be hurt again, I know that you say these terrible things cause Mrs. Tortoise left you and the kids on that beach so long ago but you need to go back to how you were before the carefree turtle that you once were just let it go man I believe that there are plenty of fish in the sea for you man 🐢👍🏼
*dramatic music plays*
Heard you were talking shjt.