Let her. If she's smart, she won't go through with it. If she isn't, I already failed as a parent.
@foot to face champ, and there is a shotgun waiting in the bedroom
@foot to face champ, ain't that the truth
@foot to face champ, does he make money tattooing people and pay his bills consistently and care for her and give up dat good D whenever she asks? What were we talking about?
@foot to face champ, *slow clap*
@foot to face champ, personally I would grab the holy water and the wooden stake but I guess that works
@foot to face champ, If my daughter looks at that thing and even for half a second thinks that is attractive I have failed as a parent.
@Glaceon11310, grab a brush and put on a little makeup
@CrazyRightWinger, Grab a brush and put a little
@Darkbear, hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
@Limerickrolled, YOU WANTED TO
Make her pay for the wedding don't show up til the end. Calmly walk to the altar. Look her dead in the eyes. And tell her she's grounded until her choices in life improve
@Box of Matches, #bestcomments
@Box of Matches, I can't up upvote you twice so you need to come back here and reply so I have something else to upvote. I don't care what your response is, it doesn't really matter. You will get another upvote regardless.
@YouJustLostTheGame, well you did make me lose the game today so thanks for that
@Box of Matches, mi scusi
Well I would begin with a knife...
I would then insert the knife into the soft delicate loaf of bread and offer him a sandwich. Then I would proceed to clean my shotgun while we talked about how I was going to kill him.
This ain't Facebook
@EnderGamer, Why ain't this top comment?
@RonaldUlyssesSwanson, thank you
Chastity belt until he dies of whatever gross disease he definitely already has
Melt his teeth down into a bullet then let him know that he needs to disappear unless i return it to his mouth
shoot him. disown her. next question.
Make him "disappear", seriously I'm a great magician
Get to know him... Maybe he's a nice guy...
@ caucrasian , HAHAHAHA.... *clears throat* sure yeah maybe
@ caucrasian , same
@ caucrasian , tattoos don't make the man how he acts does I agree 100% with you
@M4D 84993R, and you can see how he acts and how good his decisions are... it's all over his face.
@RogueKnight, so he likes tattoos that doesn't mean he makes bad decisions what if he's a professional business man (mind you there's cover ups now to hide tattoos) with a stable 401k with fake grills on or he's a successful tattoo artist
@M4D 84993R, you're talking one in a million shot right there. I'm not against tattoos. Not at all. Guy looks like he has taken the Juggalo thing too far. That first impression matters a great deal. This guy gives a bad one. Would I give him a chance? Yes. It would last about 5 seconds, but he could change my mind.
@ caucrasian , clearly he doesn't give a damn about his own body. How do you think he'd treat anyone else's?
@MeowKittyMeow, I don't think that's obvious. It could be that he cares an awful lot about his body. Those tattoos couldn't have been cheap. Just because he expresses that differently than I would doesn't mean I should hate him, or judge him without getting to know him. It's not like this is a split second decision I have to make.
@ caucrasian , I'm not saying he's a bad guy. But just like a business owner, I have a right to chose how my family is represented. Tattoos like this come with a stigma and for the rest of her life she's going to have to deal with being judged based on his decisions. And while people's opinions don't necessarily matter, I still have a right to want to protect my daughter, especially as she is only 18 and just beginning her life.
Would I rather her be with a man like this who loves her and treats her well than a man who is "presentable" but disrespects her, obviously yes. But that doesn't mean I approve of him.
Wow. Funny pics users are hostile.
@SkeptikalScabies, and judgemental
@rabid aviator, how else do you make decisions in life if you dont judge by the apparent?
@Angular Notspice, it really depends on the situation. If it's food I try it. If it's a person I get to know them. If it's a restaurant I look at reviews. Really I just tend to give things a chance before I make a decision. You know don't judge a book by its cover that kind of stuff
@rabid aviator, well a person can choose how they present themself and if theyre gonna look all satanisty scary id rather just stay away. Theres dont judge a book by its cover. And then there's this. Doesnt scream "nice person who will teach your kids good values". Sometimes the cover matters. You dont want your kids pokin holes in their face and tattooing themselves. You wouldnt give two shjts about "oh theyre good hearted" youd be pissed that they did that to themselves
@Angular Notspice, actually that's where you're wrong I wouldn't give 2 shjts if my kids did that it's there body they can do what they want with it. I'd rather have a kid who is kind, courteous and respectful with tattoos and piercings covering their body than have an clean cut jerk who is disrespectful.
@rabid aviator, but most of tge time the piercings and tattoos are a sign of rebelliousness. I wouldnt like either way. And i would feel like a failure if i had children who ended up pierced and tattooed or clean cut arseholes.
@Angular Notspice, I disagree I have tattoos and piercings and never once were they in rebellion. The friends that have them too didn't do it out of rebellion. Maybe it's just that we are from 2 different places so we see them in a different light. I'd just like to say that I respectfully disagree with you and think you're entitled to your opinion
@rabid aviator, first time ive disagreed with someone on this app and they havent downvoted everything i said for having a different opinion. 👍
@Angular Notspice, it doesn't happen often I thank you for not downvoting me also
Repent for being a bad parent.... and then backslide long enough to introduce him to Jesus.... personally. Repent again.
Send him to rehab
Kill it with fire
Plot twist: He's actually the founder and CFO of a very lucrative human oddities show and merchandising firm and a prominent activist in the positive body image movement for those with physical deformities.
Call a priest.
Those brake lines on his car look really faulty.
Honey! Get the shovel out of the garage!
Spray him with brake cleaner and use a magnet
Take him on a hunting trip
I thought id never have to kill a man
witnesses him then send him to valhalla
Hop in the Delorean and kill his parents so they can't spawn whatever that is
Tell him I'll carry him into Valhalla if he chooses instead to die legendary on the Fury Road
Witness him! For he is going to Valhalla shiny and new!
Send him to the abyss of Chaos, where his soul will be ripped asunder if he fails to pass the test of truth
KILL THE SPAWN OF SATAN
I would summon Exodia The Forbidden One. And send him back to the Shadow realm
Kill it with fire
Teach him how to fight. The hard way
"Oh, he's just not gonna marry your daughter" "He's going to make her a meth head, really, really bad"
I would talk to the man and if his personality was right i would let him marry my daughter
Talk with him, as maybe his looks could be deceiving. The question implies that i dont know this man, so if anything it would be nice to get to know him. To know his insecurities. To know how to ravage his mind, then soon after his soul. Then break him, break him like the expectations i had had for my "daughter."
Slap her with a fish. Problem solved.
*cocks shotgun* *Puts knife on side*
Put my occupational experience to work
Murder. I would do murder.
This is the highest number of comments I have ever seen for a picture
@swagcycle, take that back two pictures further
Get a new daughter.
call border security
Get off of funny pics
Get the gun.
Wipe the erasable marker off his face
Laugh and kick his teeth out.
Now where did I leave my shotgun... And my assault rifle... And my minigun... And my portable rocket launcher.., and the stationary rocket launcher... And my Davy Crockett nukes... Oh and a diet coke
Blow his head off
Murder her and try again with a new child, of course.
Laughs at her sense of humor, and high-fives her for a funny joke. Also, giving CPR to the misses.
If she's 18, I'll explain why I think she should not do it. If she still wants to do it I won't stop her, she's old enough to make her own mistakes.
Get my shotgun fire. Doubt anyone would even notice.
Nuthn......but if my daughter cries then all hell will break loose!!
Meet him and hope he's cool.
Shjt I have an 18 year old daughter?
Hold up a magnet next to my fist
Nope.... put him in the house with the spider.....
Well he could have made some mistakes in the past and has changed for the better. Tattoos don't make you a bad or unsuccessful person I know a guy who has tattoos on his face and is very successful and respectful he's also a great dad
Ask her where she found him.
Move to the Arctic and bring her with me.
Sacrifice her to Satan. Maybe he'll give me a smarter daughter.
Call the exorcist
Tell the bltch finish high school
Walk through the airport with kilos in my bag
Have a serious talk with him. Ask him what his goals are, how he feels about my baby girl, what he aspires to do, etc. If I don't like the answers, I'll either kill him, tell him no, or take my little girl to church. Lord bless her soul after I tell her off. Mm.mm. smh
wonder who I got a daughter
Looks like I don't have a daughter anymore.
Go to jail for double homicide
Brick to face. Then I would take a rock and lay it on the gas pedal of his car with the body in it and launch him off a cliff into da sea.
Well it looks like he's been witnessed, and is on his way to Valhalla, shiny and chrome. So I wouldn't worry.
Kick her out and tell her not to come back until he tries to kill her
Better question is: where do you hide the body?
I kill it with fire
Wonder where I went wrong as a parent.
If she chose that lifestyle all the power to her. Just don't expect me to support it
Teach you how to type?
Burn it with the fire of a thousand suns
"Wait I have a daughter?"