Slap his and spend the night with him
@The Sandlot, this is amazing. Thanks for making me laugh lol
@The Sandlot, my first thought was to smack his lol
@The Sandlot, i just spit my coffee
@The Sandlot, I would say "hey buddy you want my girlfriend well.. Let me jerk you off!! COME YOU A LITTLE BITCH" *big huge scary Blake dude walks away scared*
I say, "Pardon me good sir, I have emotional relations with that woman. Prepare for a rousing tussle!"
@TheSlimPWNR, then end him.
@TheSlimPWNR, "I do say sir, betroth your foot upon his posterior!"
@TheSlimPWNR, arousing tussle*
@Prince super Vegeta , Hahaha that was so well done
@Prince super Vegeta , you made that comment even more funny than it already was.
@TheSlimPWNR, like a sir..... Man it's been a while since that's been used
@Prince super Vegeta , #bestcomments
@TheSlimPWNR, like the mushroom?
@TheSlimPWNR, *tips fedora and whips out katana while hacking him
Slap her ass too and stir up an engaging conversation about our mutual interest in slapping asses. I will then become a close friend and comrade of his, earning his trust and even assisting him in future political pursuits. Finally, one year on the 15th of March, accompanied by other conspirators with similar interests, I will murder him with a blade in private. A play will be written about it and taught to school children for many years. It will be called "The Tragedy of Slap-Ass Caesar". Slapping asses will become boring.
@Doctor Krieger, and then slap ass recovery groups will start disapearing
Thank him because I didn't know I had a girlfriend
"Hey sis! I was just headin out to grab some pizza- you two enjoy"
First I would roll for initiative. Then if I go first I shall dawn my long sword and roll a d20+4 the see if I hit then 1d8+2 for damage
@megamullet, why can't I give more than one upvote,?
@ILikeMacAndCheese, not gonna lie, that made my day lol
That's... my... BULMAAAAAAAA!!!!!
@Prince super Vegeta , battle of the gods, you win at life
"Just bring her back before 1"
I can't write down what I'd do that's evidence that can be used against me
Send him to furgison.
First i would take wrist control.
Then, I pull out my gun.
Scream "Judo chop" punch him in the dick and run like hell
2 words, pocket sand.
I would then proceed to pull out my junk and slap his ass with it to assert my dominance. Then, as everyone looks upon my glorious manhood, I then grab my girl and run the fvck out cuz security is probably on the way.
Tell him he must be mistaken because I am gay and therefore have a boyfriend
Slap him with a bullet from my gun.
Challenge him to a Pokemon battle.
Go up to him and say "Kind sir, please do a full 180 for scientific reasons." Then while he's turned around, kick him in the balls from behind.
Bitch slap him a little, then make him buy me a tequila shot, drink the shot *no lime of course*.....then finish bitch slapping him. Really simple, duh
As the fiancé says, "I run faster scared then they do angry"
Stab him repeatedly with his own syringe.
Silly douchbag I don't have a girlfriend *cries in corner*
Rip the chain off his neck. Then call the hospital
Dickpunch x47, It's super effective!
I'd ask her what she done wrong
I swear this guy slapped my GF's at Gamestop also
@SleepingBear, yep. This guy's a real douche.
"Yo sis the drinks are ready"
"Uhh, you can keep her." *runs away*
*in deep voice "wrong person sweetie"
Pull out my piece and waste that son of a bitch.
I would say it was ok then we would become friends. Then later, in Sault Saint Marie Michigan, I would find an ice cicle and kill him with it. That way there would be no evidence. MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
What this small fry?
Grab whats left of her and gtfo
"She's a lesbian, idiot!" (I'm a girl lol)
Am I the only one who remembers this repost? They took out the gamesstop background and added the club background.
"I have brought a noble sacrifice for m'lord"
Slap his Mother and later say that he is adopted, that'll teach him. :/
Through a poke ball at it
Personally I'd have my way with her in front of him and stare him in the eyes until he backs off.
I had a whole novel of a comment written but it's easier to just say one or two of the three of us dies the same day that being said he seems chill and would understand and back off when I explain that she's taken.
Poke him with a needle. Psssssssssssssss...
Stab him 47 times in the chest
Get wrist control... Then you pull out your gun.
I comment what I'm gonna do
Stab him in the neck