I always pretended to be asleep so I didn't have to walk....Sorry Mum and Dad.
@CrumpledOne, same here but I'm the dad.
@CrumpledOne, I thought I was the only one
@I am a horse, no you're the horse
@schlongbottom, a horse and a dad, a hor-dad. Ok that came out wrong.
@I am a horse, no, you are a horse.
@I am a horse, hi the dad, I'm dad.
@Draven, ok Captn. Stubborn.
@CrumpledOne, yup I always did the same thing but it doesn't work now that I'm 170 pounds
@CrumpledOne, plot twist: it's the Asians penis
Hangover 4, this time he drugged the baby's bottle and left him at Chucky Cheese..
Me. Every. Morning.
that's how I felt this morning, except I passed out in the bed
Sucking on titties too much.
It's funny because of the F word.
HEAD-ON: Apply directly to the forehead!