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@CrumpledOne, same here but I'm the dad.
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@CrumpledOne, I thought I was the only one
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@I am a horse, no you're the horse
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@schlongbottom, a horse and a dad, a hor-dad. Ok that came out wrong.
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@I am a horse, no, you are a horse.
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@I am a horse, hi the dad, I'm dad.
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@Draven, ok Captn. Stubborn.
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@CrumpledOne, yup I always did the same thing but it doesn't work now that I'm 170 pounds
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@CrumpledOne, plot twist: it's the Asians penis
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Hangover 4, this time he drugged the baby's bottle and left him at Chucky Cheese..
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Me. Every. Morning.
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that's how I felt this morning, except I passed out in the bed
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Sucking on titties too much.
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It's funny because of the F word.
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HEAD-ON: Apply directly to the forehead!
I always pretended to be asleep so I didn't have to walk....Sorry Mum and Dad.