He was beautiful
What baśtardization is this
Hey everyone, guess who's gonna beat his meat 17 times today? That's right. This guy!
@The 911 Masturbator, why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
@The 911 Masturbator, why is that imp... oh... OH NO
@The 911 Masturbator, Alwaaaaays watching.
@sir killjoy, because it's bullshjt story. And 17 years later, the 52% of Americans who still believe it (based on no facts, evidence or research, duh.) have even bothered to explain why. So I will beat my meat to 9/11 videoes for my amusement.
@The Freaking FBI, you like watching me masturbate to 9/11 videoes, huh Fvck Boy Idiot?
@The 911 Masturbator, Hey man, we got some weirdo's on staff. Why do you think so few agents go crazy? Because they already are.
@The Freaking FBI, you'd have to be crazy to be implemented in so many attacks on American soil. You know, like the 1993 bombing of the WTC, the 2001 bombing of the WTC, or the would-have-been mass shooting in Garland, TX. Fvck you guys. You guys are criminals.
@The 911 Masturbator, hey man, we don't get paid enough to care about that stuff.
@The Freaking FBI, let me know when you're paid enough to release the video footage from 9/11 of the uhh "plane" crashing into the Pentagon. Pics and vids or it didn't happen.
@The 911 Masturbator, ask the NSA, they had them last.
@The Freaking FBI, hey, Negligent Shjt Aases, fork over those vids aasholes!
@The 911 Masturbator, Does my name say the freaking NSA? No. We don't get paid enough to ask them for you.
@The Freaking FBI, they heard me lol
@The 911 Masturbator, that's fair.
@The 911 Masturbator, I've done it 20 times
@Baltowolf12, already? Dayum!
@The 911 Masturbator, you are a god
Bob... What have they done to you?
But can bob fix my broken heart
Why bob :(
Uncanny valley anyone? Or maybe just creepy as fek