Looks at the handlebar, i shjt you not, your grandmas tits, abusive breasts, casypup, and captain kirk hendrick. *ahem* did you bring back something nice for us from the store?
@HeroOfFunnypics, I may have
@origamiguyljb, oops i forgot to look at you *makes prolonged eye contact*
@HeroOfFunnypics, don't blink, blink and you're dead
@HeroOfFunnypics, do you need tampons?
@HeroOfFunnypics, *crie* I hope to be one of those names one day
@HeroOfFunnypics, *Cough cough. . And HeroOfFunnypics
@HeroOfFunnypics, Hendrick? HENDRICK? WHO THE GODAMANNED FVCK DO U THINK YOU ARE CALLIN ME HENDRRCK? IT SAYS IT ON THE GODDAMNED COMMENTS LIST, I DIDN'T WASTE 3 YEARS OF MY LIFE ON THIS APP SO WHORES LIKE YOU COULD FVCK. UP. MY. NAME. You know what? I'M DONE, three years down the toilet, much like my SHJT, all thanks to YOU. Thanks 'Hero' YOU FVCKED UP
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, god dammit Hero! You pissed of Hendrick!
@Barry Dylan, off*
@Barnacle MAN, I was about to tell him he forgot you. You are a top commenter to me
@Barry Dylan, he forgot Taquito Speedo too
@Your Grandmas Tits, and Sexy Homunculus even thought I have not seen him in a while.
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, *cries* sorry captain...
@HeroOfFunnypics, don't forget QuackingAwesomeYo I heard that guy was pretty funny
@Your Grandmas Tits, what about me...;w;
@MyLonewolf25, are you me?
@I shjt you not, no but I think once I got like around 30 in overall commenter and sub 100 overall when I actually commented and upload some pics
@MyLonewolf25, if you've evey gotten a top comment, then you're a top commenter in my opinion. And technically.
@Barry Dylan, I have made it as a commenter 😀
@HeroOfFunnypics, I bought us some candy, some lube, some condoms, some steak, and some iced tea.... Where do you want the steak?
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, JAMAL CALM DOWN THIS INSTANCE YOUNG DARKLING!
@Abusive Breasts, oh i think you know where i like big meat 😉
@HeroOfFunnypics, *cries to self in a corner*
@HeroOfFunnypics, I don't remember casypup or abusive breast I know the others though.
@origamiguyljb, I also have never heard of you... Are you a top commenter?
@George Feeny, I fade in and out, I've been on here for about as long as the app has been around
@origamiguyljb, oh huh cool
@George Feeny, These guys are just the guys who get top comment on 2-3 pictures an update
@HeroOfFunnypics, dang I must read the comments even less than I though
@HeroOfFunnypics, cause i only knew like two or three of them
@George Feeny, yeah those are the main guys. It switches between people every so often.
*speaks into earpeice* We got a Code Store I repeat a Code Store
@CriTiKa1, talkin to the "They've Realized Too Much" Sniper
@Your Grandmas Tits, Why would you speak into an earpiece if you're all Jamal?
@CriTiKa1, Jamal is just one of the other personalities
@Your Grandmas Tits, mom, you forgot me at the store, cans you come back and pick me up?
@Abusive Breasts, WALK
@Your Grandmas Tits, but... I don't have legs...
@Abusive Breasts, grow aome
@Your Grandmas Tits, **some
@Your Grandmas Tits, grow a pair... Get it like a pair of legs
CODE RED, TAKE HIM OUT
This is just ridiculous, all the top comments would be "I'm at the store"
I can confirm I am not Jamal, haha haha I JUST WANNA BE FAMOUS *weeps*
We are all Jamal. Every one of us.
I'm at the Sto.. Umm nevermind.
I'm at the... No. I already got top comment by saying it, I had my time to shine.
I joined this app at the end of the Jamal reign. I wish I would have been bright enough back then to experience it
He's on to me...
Too new to understand
And what if Jamal was stuck pixel, and that's why it took so long to ban him?!
What if you're Jamal?