What kids have told teachers
This picture, I like it! *slams phone down* ANOTHER!
@OmThanks,yeah, the amount of cute in this picture is too damn high
@OmThanks, I'll try my best sir!
@OmThanks, Ahh. The innocence of children. May it never leave this world.
@OmThanks, DARNIT, I JOKINGLY DID THAT AND CRACKED MY PHONE. EVIL TROLL HUMAN!!!
@OmThanks, can someone make another reddit thread like this for my amusement?
But in all seriousness, why aren't dinosaurs microwaveable?!
@Mooker, because they're extinct.
@Mooker, if you put them in a glass of water they absorb it and grow
@Mooker, Because nobody tested it yet. Go try it, tell us what happens.
@Mooker, my dinosaur egg oatmeal determines that is a lie.
@Mooker, Dinosaurs are microwaveable, just use the "defrost" setting.
@Mooker, they are... They just come in the form of "chicken" nuggets. You can tell because they're shaped like dinosaurs
@Mooker, because aliens don't wear hats!!😜
@Mooker, because Jaden Smith said they aren't, and His Tweets Speak The Truth.
@Mooker, you can microwave Dino porridge
@Mooker, mcnuggets are
@Mooker, they would melt. You never had dinosaur before?
Wall full of kids? Definitely the second best thing full of kid IMO
@Bus Full of Kids, wait what does he mean? Where is he going with thi-OOOOOOOOOOOH.
@Bus Full of Kids, Something about that makes me think you're a PDF file.
Wait... DC dosen't stand for Da Capital
What if the kid who was obsessed with the titanic was just a reincarnated person who died on the ship
*takes my time looking over these stories* whoa hold on, I CAN'T READ. *carries on with day
27 January 2014
Well dinosaurs chicken nuggets are microwaveable
Washington DaCapital is actually pretty clever.
PDFile...thats actually really witty.
That last one made me crack up
The last one reminds me of asdfmovie
Actually if you think about it, the Titanic kid might be a reincarnation of a victim... it's actually pretty creepy.
@Bonersaurus, you stole my comment!
This is all off Reddit. *feels guilty*
I think I know what we are all thinking about
@wondertwins , well right now I'm trying to think of what we're all thinking of O_o
In second grade I told everyone how to play "beer pong" and no one understood what I was talking about.
Jesus's first name was actually Emanuel I think
In my 7th grade year a kid in my grade. Thought DC stood for Da Capital. Keep in mind he was 13 years old at the time.
"What did the fan say to the other blow dryer? WHY DONT WE BLOW EACH OTHER?"
"What did the fan say to the other blow dryer?"
I lost it at the last one. "Wait... I can't read!"
All of these are obviously true since they're posted on the Internet
I was working with a summer camp a couple years back and this little girl walked behind me tapped me on the shoulder. So I bent down and as I bent down she touched my boob and whispered soft and ran away. I stayed away from her for days.
This is also applicable to college students.
I just read these out loud to my mom and little brother and we were dying.
The last girl mustve watched asdf movie
Literally LOL'ed at the last one
This just in: from now on, all unattended puppies will be given sugar and a free child. Goodbye animal abandonment. You're welcome.
*TomSka's accent* "hahaha. I cant read."
Hey guys, what's Obama's second name?
"Asudden?" From a teacher?
Who's that guy who downloaded this
@Dragon3030, someone call the cops!