I would just add pages about marrying Emilia Clarke and being a billionaire.
@ThePoison, fight the system
@ThePoison, and white out certain parts of your past and revise it to different things like being born with a secret billionaire fund also staple in pages to revise stuff.
@ThePoison, *dies on the spot*
Whoops! That was the death note!
Ok but instead of the book, can I rent the movie adaptation from blockbuster?
@Vegetable Soup, It would be a really long movie
@Langenator, not if it only includes the biggest moments in my life
@Vegetable Soup, only if you have a time machine
@d3smondTheMoonB3ar, where can I get one of those?
@Vegetable Soup, look for a crazy scientist in a deloreon.(prolly spelled that wrong)
@d3smondTheMoonB3ar, you did spell it wrong but I don't know the correct spelling either
@Vegetable Soup, the book is always better
@I Are Lebo, the book is always boring
@Vegetable Soup, YOU’RE ALWAYS BORING!
@I Are Lebo, that's not very nice!
@Vegetable Soup, whoever told you I was nice?
@Vegetable Soup, I’ve seen that movie once. Wasn’t impressed the first time.
But if you continue to read it past the point you started to read it until the very end, you would never do anything else ever again, because that would require you to stop reading. You would die reading it. Idk if that made sense, my brain is just off of taking a Physics final.
@Im Innocent, I was picturing the whole thing as that scene from Spaceballs where they watch Spaceballs: The Movie.
“We’re in now, now.”
“When will then be now?”
"And then he proceeded to beat his meat mercilessly, for the 8th time today." Yah I'm cool on a book about myself.
I no longer exist
*acessends into the distance*
I would just flip to the last chapter to figure out how I was gonna go out and then do literally whatever I wanted since I know that all my actions will lead to that conclusion.
@Drhaynesification, but in knowing the future, you effect change, even if it's unintentional. Observing the reaction alters the outcome... or some other science-y sounding stuff.
Are there pictures?