I'd say a prayer then perform an exorcism
I don't care how beastly this guy is, no one, I mean no one cuts me in line at chipotle. Burrito is love. Burrito is life
@Unsurelock Holmes, I love chipotleee...chipotleee is mah lyfe
@Unsurelock Holmes, when I was pregnant I would have lost it. "OH HELL NO I WILL THROW UP ON ANYONE THAT GETS IN THE WAY OF ME AND FREE BIRDS DAMNIT I WILL SHANK YOUR EYES OUT WITH A PLASTIC SPOON"... Someone cut me off in traffic and I demanded my husband follow them so I could "cut a b*..." -_-
@SchroedingerPussPuss, that is awesome. Is your husband scary mike? You two could hit it off.
@Unsurelock Holmes, I'd say to him. Are your parents more disappointed with your mannerisms or the fact you look like a walking billboard of why not to join a cult.
"Cristo" *throws holy water*
@Choo Choo Train, i am so sorry, i accidently downvoted your comment while trying to downvote ironbelly's, please forgive me kind sir
@LiquidAIDS, I upvoted him to balance it. Plus I like the supernatural reference
Pour some salt down his throat and call the Winchesters
Do you reeeeally think you're going to run into this man at Chipotle?
@Hartz, I would remind him it's a Mexican food place not a church
"hey bro you got a little something on your face. also you cut me in line so can i get my spot back? thanks."
@StuckPixel please ban the trolls!
*speaks Latin and exorcises demon* "Now that you're demon-free, how about buying my burrito?"
@Dr Sam Beckett, exercises*
@JBird7337, I'm not training the demon for the Olympics, I'm sending it back to hell... So it's "exorcises"
@Dr Sam Beckett, after a Chipotle burrito, that demon needs to run around the block a few times
@Dr Sam Beckett, Exorcizamus te, Omnis Immundus Spiritus, Omnis Satanica Potestas, Omnis Incursio Infernalis Adversarii, Omnis Congregatio et Secta Diabolica, Ergo Draco Maledicte, Ut Ecclesiam Tuam Secura, Tibi Facias Libertate Servire, Te Rogamus, Audi Nos!
@JBird7337, you just went full retard.
@funny pic veteran, mentally challenged* lets me offend them, it's a serious problem
@JBird7337, you make absolutely no sense.
@funny pic veteran, the notification thing is kinda cool, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were mentally challenged, carry on
@JBird7337, you belong at ifunny.
@funny pic veteran, you must be having a good day, how's things?
@JBird7337, I'm having a great day :)
@funny pic veteran, good to hear, carry on having a great day
@JBird7337, stay in school.
@funny pic veteran, I've already graduated, but you also stay in school if you're still in
@JBird7337, then further your education like I am.
@funny pic veteran, I'm either going to join the defence force or if my application isn't accepted I want to do filmmaking, good luck with your education
@JBird7337, oh that explains the lack of intelligence carry on.
@funny pic veteran, I'm in Australia and am applying as a direct recruit officer so if I wasn't intelligence there would be no chance, if it was the American army I would understand what you're saying though, also good to see how much you respect people who risk their lives for your lifestyle
@JBird7337, that's cute I'm an undergrad in chemical engineering who is going to boot camp to be a USMC sniper in February. Enjoy sitting behind a desk while I actively defend my country Pussy. I have no respect for scum like you
@funny pic veteran, I have a friend who is doing chemical engineering, I was kinda surprised because he isn't very smart(his own words) but he enjoys it, I actually wouldn't have guessed you as a student undertaking university before you mentioned it, your vocabulary seems something more like a 15 year old. After commission I would still be in an active field role for at least the next 10 or so years as a junior officer so I won't be sitting behind a desk all day for sometime thankfully, if you want to get in you should increase your knowledge base on how the army operates, but maybe it's different for the U.S. Defence Force I'm not too sure, either way good luck in your future endeavours and hope you enjoy them
@JBird7337, you're pathetic
@funny pic veteran, whatever makes you feel good
Inform him politely he did. He he refuses to wait his turn I shall drop the people's elbow on his rudie poo candy ass
Tap him on the shoulder and say, "excuse me sir but I was there in line." Point to where he is standing, "I know we're all very eager for chipotle but I think we'd all appreciate it if you went to the back of the line. Don't worry though, this line is moving pretty fast."
@I rarely comment, I dont think youd really do that
@waffen ss, I like to think of myself as a nice person
Well his neck says "game over"...
Nothing. I will say nothing.
I'm gone ask if he wants a side of holy water with his meal
Go to the back of the line, or I shout "winchester"
Yo! Brick face, gtf to the back of the line.
He doesn't look intimidating. He just looks like a jackass.
*rushes to downvote racist ppl*
How high am I?
KFCs down the street.
Hey hey.... I don't care what planet you're from... I don't care how many people you've killed.... If you cut me at chipotle... You will find yourself locked in a room with no doors and just a video on loop of Miley Cyrus twerking
Wonder why I'm in chipotle
Shouldn't you be in the back?
*picks up phone * hey Dean? Yeah, do you think you and Sam could swing by Chipotle? You guys are going to want to see this, trust me.
That username tho
I don't think I could communicate properly. I'd need a translater that knows reggin ghetto dialect.
@IronBelly, EVERYONE DOWNVOTE IRONBELLY! He is a RACIST using anagrams to hide his RACIAL SLURS!
@jphancock90, he/she commented the same thing twice in a row. It piqued my interest because it was a word I was unfamiliar with. Then my dyslexia kicked in and, to my horror, so did the realization of what he/she was doing.
@jphancock90, or dyslexic he is. Like today me and.
@jphancock90, it's not even a clever code its just backwards... much like your thinking.
@jphancock90, dont be hatin, we are all imperfect. We all love eachother even though we have our differences. Dont think youve been rejected, you can always come back. Sam becket wouldnt have said anything if he didnt care.
@IronBelly, thats pretty mean. If you want to make people luagh thats great, just be nice :)
@Dr Sam Beckett, EVERYONE DOWNVOTE DR SAM BECKETT HE IS VIOLATING THE 17+ RULE. IN FACT HE'D BE VIOLATING A 13+ RULE OF THERE WAS ONE! THAT'S EXTRA BAD!
@Dr Sam Beckett, Shut. Up.
@UpVoteDropOff, we all know that isnt why he said anything. He's doing this on purpose, everyone could have just noticed it and downvoted it but now hes going around to every single comment and having a huge childish fit. This is a 17+ app, everyone needs to just grow up.
@Dr Sam Beckett, shut up. I'm sure he does speak ebonics for christ's sake. You think he has a phd in English?
Wait, cut me like stabbed me or cut in front of me? Pretty sure my responses would be verrrrry different...
"Excuse me." I say as I move back in front of him. Ain't no one getting in the way of this fat girl and her food.
Not sure, but it’s definitely gonna be in Latin
I'd say pull his pants down, but they're probably already around his knees.
Um could you...
Am gonna start exorcising
23 September 2014 #23September2014 #September2014
I'd say ouch, I'm bleeding
"Hey man if u let me go in front of u ill buy your food" *pulls out gun* "or...you can just pay for it yourself SORRY"
I'd turn him into a fish and send him to hell.
You got a lil somethin on *motions to all over face* yeah....
I kill you biotch!!
Hey! Stop acting your color!
FÜS ROH DÅ!!!!
Gone say? The world is getting dumber.
What is a "Chipotle". Is that in the south
Good thing I don't go to Chipotle MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! MY EVIL PLAN IS FINALLY WORKING!!!!
"Why am I in chipotle?"
I'd still beat the sh*t out of him. I don't believe aliens roam this earth yet.
(Looks around) I said b1tchhhhhhhhhh
He looks like a spider.
'Get the fvck out of my way'
"Going to hell, eh? Back of the line."
I would say, "excuse me sir, but I think the end of the line is right back there."
@Princess Zelda, no you wouldnt
I am going to ask this punk asap to move either behind me or to the back of line.
Hey bro you can't cut me, or I'll cut you!