I will accept this one for it is actually kind of clever.
@A pet named Steve, but only this one for is cleverness. All others are just dumb.
@KingGhost52, I beg your pardon, partner? *raises eyebrow and cowboy hat and moves hand toward holster*
@Agent New Mexico, I reckon you heard what I said. *Turns to face and tilts up cowboy hat as hand moves towards holster*
@KingGhost52, Just giving you a chance to change yer words. I'll give ya a second to get right with yer maker fore we start.
@Agent New Mexico, Oh I be right with my maker boy. *Hand tightens on fun grip* Best you walk away befer you make a mistake. Think o yer family Agent.
@KingGhost52, Heh, I've made plenty of mistakes, King, this won't be one *hand tightens on gun handle*. You must not know much about Freelancers, pal. One, we ain't got families, not anymore at least. Second, this set of MJOLNIR will shrug off a 50 cal like it's a pea shooter. Now, you sure you wanna take yer chances with that little Peacekeeper of yours?
@Agent New Mexico, This ain't no ordinary little pea shooter. The gun was crafted buy the ghosts of John Winchester, Eliphalet Remington, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Samuel Colt, n John Browning in Vulcan's forge with fire from the breaths of Ran and Shaw. The bullets made from adamantium in the deepest layers hell. Also these here boots from Hermes with an extra boost from o speed force from the Flash, will make me quicker than yer eyes can see. You still fare yer chances, partner?
@KingGhost52, I reckon so. Ya see, I've been to Hell before and I've come back. It's called being on a road trip in a hot car with Carolina in the backseat trying to tell me where to go while South and CT complain about everything, Wash drains the snack supply, and Maryland is pissed that I didn't stop for gas, but I digress. I've been on jobs and trained with the Fett family and even the legend Ms. Samus Aran herself. They taught me a thing or two, one of em being how to deal with speedsters. Hell, I once won a draw against Jessie James and Jessie McCree. You won't be an issue, pal.
@Agent New Mexico, But the one thing you be missin this whole time, I be a ghost n I've been round for a long time. I've trained Spartans n samurai, taught Aristotle n Einstein, traveled to many realms, had tea with Zeus n Lucifer. I've earned the title King and all ghosts answer to me. Nothing you have trained for, not even hell could prepare you for what's about to happen.
@KingGhost52, Oh, so you're a ghost. Ooohhh, spooky stuff, partner. Sends shivers down my spine, really does. Not really. *hand moves to holster on tailbone* I ain't afraid of no ghost. I've learned to deal with your kind. Harmless fellas, really, once you get em to stay dead. A few jobs ago, I picked up some kit from Guts, Mr. Percy Jackson, Kraros, and even Spawn himself. You know Kratos and Spawn, don't ya? The fellas who beat the snot out of your tea-time pals. I've dealt with the Flood, Forerunners, the Covenant, cartels, terrorists, enemy agencies, speedsters, and so much more. It takes quite a bit to scare me pal, *armor pressurizes and secures itself and AI comes online* Trust me, you are the farthest thing from it. Now, unless you're gonna do something, I suggest you step off. I've got plans to grab some coffee with the Baker family, and I don't intend to be late.
@Agent New Mexico, *Smoke and fire start to swirl around feet* So you wanna see somethin hu? *Transforms in a swirl of fire into full set of demon armor with spawn cape* I got this cape from Spawn and tried to save Krato's family. Zeus is really an azzhole and deserved the beating and Lucifer is a djck. They were business meetings that I didn't want to go to in the first place to set up soul agreements. I like you. I didn't know you knew the Baker family too. Go I don't want to make you late.
@KingGhost52, And I'd hate to scratch that fancy armor. *hand relaxes* See you around then. (Omicron, he called that off, right?) [As far as I could tell.] (So it wouldn't be cowardly to walk away now?) [I don't think so.] (Alright, just making sure.)
@Agent New Mexico, See you around.*disappears in a cloud of smoke*
@KingGhost52, Damn. *shakes head* The boys back at HQ aren't gonna believe this. Maybe the Bakers might. *walks out of Saloon*
@KingGhost52, The original one isnt bad
@KingGhost52, the first few were beautiful then you guys took it too far props for the first half. Had me laughin.
@FFCrisisC, Thank you, thank you. I agree, things got a little out of hand. I intended to stop MUCH sooner. Oh well. Glad you had a laugh.
@FFCrisisC, I agree with Agent but I was having to much fun. Thank you for the laugh
@KingGhost52, if your having fun thats all that matters man haha.
Your forgot the "in".... wait god dammit
What in what in tarnation
@Nudity Industries, What in what in N in tarnation?
I dunno guys these memes actually make me giggle a bit
The only one I like is what in titration cause I love me a good chemistry pun.
It is out of control, and the comments don't add much.
@Torq Rinch, y tho
There are 2 kinds of people...
Tarnwhatation. I will use that word to deacribe this garbage
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