This is how I flirt
@katushka, I get all stupid and make an uncomfortable joke
@I shjt you not, our exchanges of stupid/uncomfortable jokes are epic, really.
@Ajunta Pall, all day, err day Master Pall. Awkward people unite!
@katushka, this is how I live.
@Ajunta Pall, should not have said that. Definitely should not have said that.
@katushka, can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. *awkward*
@Thebestdude, smooth af
@katushka, And that reminded me of mine... *flashbacks*
@katushka, I'm sure it is reall uncomfortable for them when they see your vag is like a broken fire hydrant shooting out hella horny juice
@Ihatepuns, I'm sure it is real uncomfortable if your fiancé saw you talk like this
@DeviIs Advocate, nah she laughs at half da sh¡t I put on here. And thinks I'm weird the other
@Ihatepuns, never met a person with such low standards as your fiancé
@Ihatepuns, what in the actual fvck?!
@DeviIs Advocate, you haven't met my fiancé
@Ihatepuns, once you scrape shít off your boot the first time, it tends to all look the same
@DeviIs Advocate, your so deep and knowledgable. I m going to go clean my boots now
@Ihatepuns, why would you step on your fiancé?
@Ihatepuns, listen man, if you're going to be a smartass then you first need to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.
@DeviIs Advocate, oh I get it. You're too clever for me. Imma go get some ice now and then fvck my soon to be wife and you enjoy being clever
@Thebestdude, I am ass
@Ihatepuns, you do that hun, don't get too boring in the bedroom now, she clearly isn't marrying you for your wits
@katushka, well....that got interesting.
@Ihatepuns, go back to ifunny, bitch.
@Darth Sion, why you butt hurt? Nobody likes you. You're adopted
@Ihatepuns, I'm butt hurt because we love katushka. You've obviously not noticed that our community is a family. We love each other and stick up for each other.
@Darth Sion, lol gaaaaaaay
@Ihatepuns, hey man, whatever you say. Blessed be.
@Darth Sion, I'm part of the community now too so Call me the creepy uncle who touches you
Can I feel your boobs?
Do me now.
Honestly my dream man.
I am Chandler.