😭I just want my son bahahahack!!! 😭
@KaijuKoitus, But you sliced his hand off.
@SquidwardTorteIIini, it was a moment of weakness!!
@SquidwardTorteIIini, had to teach him to stop masterbating
@the toast rider, "That oughta educate the little bastard!"
@KaijuKoitus, Not gonna lie, I read that in Goofy's voice.
@TheJibbler, lol waut!? I'm trying to imagine it 😂
When you choke your wife and she gives up hope and dies
When your son and daughter kiss
"Is everything ok Darth?"
*sips the coffee---spits it out* "HOT!! TOOOO! HOT!"
When you're not the father
Add red dye to the water supply
@Chunkybear40, that's morbid af. I like it.
the force is weak with this one
I'm afraid. That in your rage. You were too hot.
No, I made sure I was tepid!