@Under The Gloves , you are the objects of nightmares.
@Tytinn, baby you know it
That chick is a beast
@Richard Cypher, she would kick your ass, my ass, and everyone else's ass
@Not him again, and we would all love every second of it.
@Richard Cypher, but can she cook?
@Richard Cypher, imagine the handies
@TwoScoops, she wears the pants in the relationship, you better learn how to cook
I was expecting a big payoff, but I didn't expect that.
@Foyboy64, I never SAW it coming, either
God dammit, I wanted dickbutt. I didn't expect anything else.
@NeroSaber, I don't know why someone downvoted you, that was both what I was thinking and a good joke...
@Commander Peanuts, because you should never want that awful thing.
Oh yeah that’s the good sh1t *rubs nipples*
I thought I knew what was coming. I did not expect what I saw instead.
Damn, that was some high quality shjt.
Dat booty tho
Wow that looks like a good full body exercise.
Alright. I'm one to admit when ive been bested. Well done
After Maria hit Puerto Rico I wanted ESPN to do a spur of the moment reality show. They helicopter in wood cutters like this, strong men, football players, etc. and start clearing roads. Two axes start cutting a large tree. A sumo wrestler or defensive line roll it onto some chains and a strong man pulls the chains to haul it off the road. Put some prize money down and spur of the moment competitions. Then. Back in the chopper, kick ass yacht off the coast, fly back in somewhere else on the next day. You get humanitarian aid, ratings, and an original way to boost the ratings of lesser known sports/ athletes.
I think I might have cummed my pants. I really need her to like beat the living shït out of me in the worst way.
I bet you didn't know that there is such a thing as televised lumberjack games.
Gotta love some timbersports exposure on fp! This event is called single buck, fyi.
At least it wasn't the OK hand gesture
This can't or at least shouldn't get even one downvote.
Nobody expected this