When Thor has long hair, he is 'smoking hot' but when I do I'm 'get a haircut you loser'. Double standards.
@SecretlyaStark, well, to be honest, throughout all the movies, I kept wishing he would wash his hair. At least once, man. It won't kill ya.
@SecretlyaStark, as a man with a pony tail I feel that pain
@Miss Nomer, we have the technology!
@deli man, I was mostly kidding but I can imagine.
Yeah and when I throw a hammer it's attempted murder! How unfair is that?
I am a god, deal with it😎
Seriously! I'm sick and tired of demigod double standards!
@SDAvino87, Thor isn't a demigod...
@I even lift bro, lol. What a rookie, calling me a demigod
@I even lift bro, because there's only one God and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.
@Miss Nomer, what do you mean one theres zues ares Poseidon Hera and many more.
@superdevil80, thor is in nordic mythology, you would be saying odin, freyr and loki
@Miss Nomer, for some reason somebody down voted you. I gave you an upvote to compensate but just to clarify: she is quoting a line from 'The Avengers', not starting a religious flame war.
@Gatsby, thank you! I'm glad someone caught that
@I even lift bro, my bad, I've gotten laid in my life
@SDAvino87, your right hand doesn't count.
When Thor randomly yells Hammer, Hammer appears and all is cool. When I randomly yell Hammer, I get awkward stares and no hammer.
When I throw a hammer it's usually at my techies telling them to shut up.
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do you have hair like that? no.
Well then you need to stop hammer timing then
When I throw a hammer, I'm playing ultimate frisbee.