"Oh, you make it just like me!"
*punches kid in the gut*
"You little cûnt, don't ever try to make off with Momma Shirley's patented lemonade or I will end you."
@Swolekage, *Files law suit*
@The Lifeguard, against the guy who assaulted a minor or the kid who violated copyright law
Soon a a trip to the liquor store to load up on snacks