Teacher: "And there's homework I need to give you!"
*Transforms into Usain Bolt*
"The bell doesnt dusmiss you, the teacher dismisses you."
@Basil Fawlty, I hate when teachers say this. If the bell doesn't say when I leave, then how can it say when I'm late?
"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you."
@Sexy Chair, The bell does dismiss you. Once school is over, they can't keep you there. It would basically be like kidnapping them.
@Sexy Chair, "Fvck that, teacher"
So I throat punch them and run
I too become an identity thief when my teacher tries to keep me after the bell
This is a really bonding moment
Am I the only one who finds Melissa McCarthy extremely obnoxious and not funny at all?