When you forgot to do homework but you have a sub
We all know when Kobe was number 8 the cool phones were flip phones that were indestructible
@Illiterate Jew, I'm surprised he even made the pass to the floor...
When you're watching porn and your delete your history without remembering it, and then your gf picks up your phone which you share and she doesn't see anything
@Tyler The Curator, You share a phone?
@Banetersaurus Rex, It was a complicated time :/
I slammed mine in a car door three times, does that count?
When you're working out on an elliptical and your phone falls but doesn't cack twice.
Phone, you da real MVP
Am I the only person who has never broke their phone's screen?
Or, yah know, you could just get an otter box. Just sayin'.
Then he dies and a plague is released
Good lord what atrocious sentence structure
When you drop your phone and it's both broken and not broken at the sane time until you look.
Is this really that common? I've dropped my iPhone all the time but nothing's happened to it at all.
*waits for the bendgate stragglers to comment*