What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
@swimmer x, two peanuts were walking down a street, they ended up getting assaulted
@swimmer x, acorn-y joke. Don't beech yourself up though, butternut next time. Surely you will crack somebody up
@swimmer x, well what kind of nut is it? Walnut? Peanut? Perhaps deez nutz! Aha gott'em!
When you first discover porn
What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of semen?
The tube sock under my bed
@Lemmiwinks Kilmister, your comment made laugh out loud. 👍
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
"Hey do any of you guys want to... SEAL the deal?" -that seal immediately before the gif
I read "reaction" as "erection" at first. Time to quit the Internet?
So a polar bear and a panda were sitting in a tub and the polar bear says to the panda "pass the soap" and the panda says "no soap... Radio"..........
He is waiting for their SEAL of approval
When your dick can smell the pussy.
"This fish is off the hook"😀
When it's your first time at the strip club
You weigh 1200lb?
I connect with this sea dog on an emotional level.
False, I don't tell bad jokes