Plot twist: they actually just text the word "first"
@Sexual Communist, you reply "downvote, go back to I funny"
@Sexual Communist, did i hear the word first? DOWNVOTE CARPET BOMB!!!!
@Agent Boobs, but you also said it
"Sorry, wrong number"
How i flirt: "you're hot".
@The Butt Chicken, How I flirt: Do you like pizza? Because... have sex with me.
@The Butt Chicken, How I flirt: *pbbbt* Who am I kidding, I don't make social contact with girls.
@The Butt Chicken, Did you see my underwear? Do you want to?
@The Butt Chicken, "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
That's definitely my sex face
He's the one
#Has never happened
Community.... I ask of your help... Although unrelated to the picture.. So here it goes. I really really like this girl and I think she likes me. For a while now. But I am hesitant to ask her out... Mainly because she is 15 and I'm 18.. My parents and grandparents are all 3 years apart but that wasnt abnormal 30-50 years ago.. Now it's frowned upon it seems. But I reaaaaallly like her a lot. And idk if her parents would be too crazy about it either. Although her mom likes me I am uncertain if she would approve because of my age. And I just don't know how it will go considering she is just going to be a sophomore and I'm gonna be leaving for college and basic training soon.. So should I ask her out, stay friends for a while and see how it goes, or just forget it all together(which I really really don't want to do because she's one of the coolest people I've met and now a really good friend). I'm sorry for such a long post. Thank you guys(and girls).
@captain fapkin, just give her about three more ice cream seasons and you should be good.
@captain fapkin, I don't have much advice here, but in the age difference, the older you are, the less it matters, eg. A 3 year difference is a bit at 15-18, but not 20-23.
@captain fapkin, if you're close to her and her mom likes you just talk to her mom or dad if they would be OK with you dating their daughter. I know from personal experience that this method works because my gf is 16 and I'm 19 and her parents love me.
@ampzero95, thanks man. My mom was 16 and dad 19 when they started dating. It's just hard because she knows I'm going to school and am going to basic next summer so I won't see her much and I don't know if she would really want that.
I've never been able to make this face.... *sobs*
@Blue Shirted Guy, have you seen any redshirts around here?
I don't realy understand these memes. How would you get your crushe's number in the first place without exposing yourself?
19 May 2014 #19May2014
Trying to act cool in front of our crush: *weenie voice* may I take your hat sir? May I take your hat sir?
She texts me first almost daily, but she doesn't want to be more than friends sooooo... *cries in the corner*
*gets reminded of restraining order*
When I went to comment, I accidentally hit report image. Funny pic problems
Did he text the one?
He doesn't. :(