My mom’s dog when someone is outside: “WOOF WOOF YOU BETTER BACK IT UP AND GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I EAT YOU.”
My mom’s dog once someone walks through the front door: “Well, you have made it this far, so take what you want and scratch my head on your way out. Nice meeting you, fren!”
Beware the slobbery licks of doom and the sad eyes of pain!
Beware of falling in love with this dog, leading to the eradication of the darkness in your heart, causing you to give back everything you've stolen and then some
I'm shocked anyone can get attacked by good bois.
I don’t have a doggo 😭
Beware of what?!? Not knowing is even more terrifying!
And be prepaaaaared!