I have the opposite problem. I wrote a ten page essay that was only supposed to be 4 pages.
@Motherknowsbest, you're the worst kind of person
@Motherknowsbest, Watch out guys, we got an ambitious-ass over here!
@Motherknowsbest, I usually divided my time between writing and adjusting the font, spacing, margins, and other settings to make my 2 page essay 4 pages.
@Motherknowsbest, famous French mathematician Pascal once said something like "I'm writing you this long letter only because I didn't have time to make it shorter." It's easy to gab on and on. Far more difficult it is to write succinctly and composed.
@Motherknowsbest, On my college entrance essay, I ran out of paper and had only 1 paragraph left and 5 minutes. I just left out my conclusion and the test STILL determined I could skip English 111 and 112.
The American education system, people!
@MrWonka, We can't help it. I'll wait till the last minute - like a normal person - and still turn out an essay double the maximum length.
@SimonPetrikov, wait, what?
@MrWonka, The essay will have a 5 page limit. I'll write 12 pages, then edit it down to 10.
I always just start rambling at the end, like one time I said "and to finish my paper Id like to give an inspirational quote" and started quoting never gonna give you up.
@That Wolf Furry, never gonna let you down
Since the essay is "Descriptive Essay," I actually find him kind of clever. He described himself to make it longer
MLA formatting. You're doing it wrong...
O- is a pretty rare blood type to have. I think a little under 10% of the population of the world has it
@sticky moustache , O- represent
If someone is stupid enough to do that for APLAC then they shouldn't be taking aplac because I doubt they're going to college.
@shakeweight, This was exactly my reaction. Either someone needs to be kicked back to regular class for being not smart enough for AP or they have drastically lowered their standards for getting in to AP classes.
Birthday ominously close to mine.... 2 days off... #intensityIntensifies...😑😑
@Thejazz, 3 days off #IntenseIntensityIntensifies
@Username Changed, same year...😑😑 #intensityIntensifiesIntensityOfIntensification
@Thejazz, same blood type #IntensitySlightlyDetensifies
@Username Changed, same bloodline... #incestIntensifiesDetensification
@Thejazz, try this not only same birthday, also weight, height, and hair color
@Man Eating Mgoose, that is just too much, man... WHOA.... Just like slow down. No possibility of that.
I dont get it. 😕
@fuzzythebunn, I think what is crossed out is usless info they wrote in to make their essay seem longer
@fuzzythebunn, he's using the extra lines to make the essay look longer. In other news, I'm going to buy striped condoms now.
@fuzzythebunn, they are trying to reduce the amount of writing they have to do to fill up the page requirement, so they're writing as big of a header as possible.
@IHaveAHeart0n, @The Manwhore @Amy Rose I get it now thx
@IHaveAHeart0n, are they ridged? I've heard ridged is the way to go.
@IHaveAHeart0n, have you ever seen the serial number on a condom?
You must not roll it down as far as me
"all five men of the family teasing, wrestling"
you gotta double space that...
Change all periods and commas from size 12 font to size 14 using the "replace" button. Unnoticeable if you're not looking for it and can add half a page.
All 5 men. Teasing...and wrestlin.
Hey Gregg! We have the same birthday!!
Or you could double space the actual heading and get almost the same length and no points off.