The only surefire way you know it's a trap is by the taste of their pen!s.
@SimonPetrikov, can confirm.
@SimonPetrikov, I always thought it was how the penis feels in the butt.
@CynicalSir, That's another good way to know. The best option, of course, would be to use both tests multiple times, possibly with a known trap also participating in order to have a control in the experiment. Otherwise you're at risk of seeming gay.
@CynicalSir, I think it’s more of how the penis feels on your penis
@Any The Useless, i hate fencing.
@CynicalSir, Well don’t knock until you try.
@Any The Useless, nah, the only penis I like is my own.
@SimonPetrikov, I gagged a little reading your comment, but I guess I need practice
You can tell a trap by its marks. If its a furry and has a dlck, its a trap.
@Click To Login, What if it is squidlike in appearance and has achieved the rank of Admiral?
@Click To Login, What if it is a lure by the Empire to wipe out all of the Rebels at once?
@Click To Login, If it wouldn't get me in deep crap like Bill Cosby, then I'd just pull a President Johnson on Raiden from MGS.
If it’s not a Trap, I’m not gonna Fap
But can it tell if its gay?
@All my Mizore, they don’t concern themselves with big questions like that.
@All my Mizore, only if it is sleeping with a dude.
@All my Mizore, yes. It is.
I dunno I jacked my dick to many of traps in my day and some of them look pretty convincing
As a trap with many belts, I disagree with this app
Get them to back into a driveway. If they do it with ease and without changing gears. it’s a trap.
As long as u don't see the penìs, it ain't gay
The only person significantly qualified to identify traps was admiral ackbar. Rip.
The hero we need and deserve.
Is this a real app?