Bad Doggo, bad! *swats with newspaper*
@Snarfel Burger, “bad doggo”? Are you even allowed to use those words in a sentence together?
@Shzeah, probably not *gets shot*
Quick call an ambulance, but not for me!
Well that escalated moderately
Unrelated but don’t you hate it when good porn is ruined by the thought of stirring mac and cheese?
@Lonely sandbar, i think stirring mac n cheese is erotic af. Especially the sound.
*me with the riot shield I use almost 24/7*
Am I a joke to you?!
I was not expecting the gun when I told the doggo NO
Except, you didn't point it straight, so at most, it was a glaring blow. Now, steele yourself for my riposte, vile dogg- *gets shot*.
Me, bleeding out: "...Well played..."