But you are an alien, so the fact that she's a man is inconsequential.
@a confused beetle, that was an outstanding comment. A+
Actually that's a giant sentient hemorrhoid that murders people when they stress out the guy in the white shirt too much. It's from a movie called "bad Milo" which is surprisingly funny
@SkeptikalScabies, it sounds like the greatest movie ever
So are we not discussing that the man in a white shirt is Ray Romano...
@The Lost Reference, I thought it was Ken Marino
This is why we don't let Nien Numb reproduce
Good thing I don't wear makeup. The guy knows what he's in for when he looks at me haha
When you see there's an update but you see reposts that make you lay there like
A repost of a meme I made? I feel honoured
Is....is that the baby from dinosaurs? If anyone remembers that show lol
Is that Zach Braff?
Looks like a fleshy baby creeper
What is this from, ive seen this thousands of times
@Yiff, Bad Milo
When you said you were dating an alien I thought you meant illegal alien
When she had plastic surgery to look good but your kid comes out as ugly as she was.
But you're secretly a xenophile so it's all good