I remember when I found my first hell portal. Memories.
@LordCuddlefish, *Ilyana Rasputin approves*
@LordCuddlefish, Ilyana Rasputin is an X-Man.
@LordCuddlefish, at first I thought you were talking about that woman's front butt, but then the gif loaded.
@mas2de, wait... there's more than front butt?
@LordCuddlefish, you just want to fall in there don't you? It's ok. We all would do it.
I must go, my people need me.
@on the crapper, today, I tried to Mail my teacher. The autocorrect corrected my middle Name (luckily I saw it, would have been very awkward). It looked like this:
"...course K1c 2016.
@on the crapper,
Time to come home.
@on the crapper, this is one of the reasons the comments are better than the pictures
Oh my god, I would panic so hard. Seriously, this is why I'm scared of kids. They're like little walking disaster zones!
The gods demand a sacrifice
Me as a kid hurting myself in ways no one else can.
Talent... The word is talent
And that's how abortions are done boys and girls.
Step back lady, there is a huge hole.....fvck.
@Smash Like Gaston, When we had to get our septic tank replaced there was obviously a large hole in the ground. As kids my siblings and I all wanted to see in of course. My mom, standing on the edge, said "Don't stand too close too the edge, you'll fall in."
Just two seconds later there goes my mom as the ground gives way. Hit her head on one of the pipes and still has a goose egg sized buildup of scar bone on her forehead.
I know I am already going to hell for what I've had to do in OEF and OIF, but the strand of unfortunate events of others just makes my entire night. Every night.
Mommy loves you