Hello friends, welcome to the night shift! Now, while the main event is yet to get started, I'd like to remind everyone of the rules: 1. No reposts. 2. No serious, non-joking uses of the terms "YOLO" or "swag." 3. And finally, for the love of God, don't touch anything. Trust me, this is for your own good. And that's it, have fun everyone!
@Thatguywhoblewyou, i love this
@Thatguywhoblewyou, the night shift seems to be starting a little late tonight
@Thatguywhoblewyou, I'm going to touch EVERYTHING
@Thatguywhoblewyou, But we all have touchscreens :(
@Thatguywhoblewyou, please keep your arms, legs, tentacles, and other appendages inside the app at all times. Thank you for choosing the Night Shift.
@Thatguywhoblewyou, I'd like to point out( even though people will never see this) that the rock station in my town plays some amazing music during the Night Shift. Just finished listening to Back in Black by AC/DC.
@Thatguywhoblewyou, I call and raise you one swag
@Thatguywhoblewyou, Your no touching rule seems appropriate given your name.
@Thatguywhoblewyou, *Patrick voice* Touch
Alright. How allowed a picture of a fat man's ball sack on this app?
@Oh No Its Dan, looks like you the verb
@Oh No Its Dan, I thought that was a fat woman's belly.
@Water Stone, thatsthejoke.jpg
@Oh No Its Dan, oh I meant to say who. Kinda high lmao
@Oh No Its Dan, .... my wife's belly. Advice never settle for less...
Hey guys! I just wanted to introduce myself, I have been around for a loong time but just recently decided to make an account. I know you guys hear it all the time, but although I never commented, I still felt like part of the community because of all of your comments and stories. Regardless, I am Eloquent Epithet, and I just wanted to say hello!
@Eloquent Epithet, *Patrick* boooooo
@Eloquent Epithet, hello and welcome! The MACWE and invalid chicken alters are to your left, the retoast incinerator is to your right! Come, your just in time for the night shift!
Funnypics. Where people pay a little more to avoid iFunny
Ya but target doesn't have a built in mcdonalds
@cdigitydoge, even better its got a pizza hut and starbucks
@YouThisReadWrong, what target do YOU go to???
@cdigitydoge, it's true, I used to shop at the one in Jackson TN on the rare occasion we could make the trip up there, and they do have Pizza Hut and Starbucks. I wish I lived a lot closer, I'd be in there all the time.
@cdigitydoge, like every target ever
@cdigitydoge, and that's a bad thing? The last thing the people I see at Walmart need is more McDonalds
@Kangaroo Jacked, but mcflurries
@cdigitydoge, oh.. Canadian targets don't.. At least not the ones I've been to.
@YouThisReadWrong, bah!! your username has confounded my feeble brain once again!!!
@cdigitydoge, the Target in Courtenay, BC has a Starbucks. No Pizza Hut though.
@YouThisReadWrong, do you live in Louisiana?
@cdigitydoge, Canadian ones
@YouThisReadWrong, I don't have that at my Target... just a normal food court. But there's a Starbucks by itself everywhere, so I don't think my Target even needs one. Same with Pizza Hut.
@cdigitydoge, normal ones.
So I just wanted to tell you guys this. I adopted a little boy today. He was the only survivor of a fire that burned down his house so it will be tough to get him to adjust to life now. Wish me and my new son Daniel good luck
Hello again, night shift.
It's pronounced "tarshay" like the French word for almost a cheapa$$
I'd like to take a moment to state two facts. One: I've finally stopped lurking and made an account in preparation for the big event. Two: I make my living at Walmart, pity me
I'm scared the 100,000th pic will actually be one that skips, like it goes from 99,998 to 100,003
Funnypics. Where you have a kickass community and avoid ifunny
I really like how StuckPixel is uploading lotsa reposts to help get to the 100000 picture.
Where people go to get coffee and icees and other awesome movie theater type foods.
I recently found picture #629 Lowest i've ever found what has your lowest been?
I bet target made this
There's a bad thunderstorm in mn with Golfball sized hail not fun
It happened. Nintendo confirmed Hoenn remakes. I must play it then my life will be complete and I can die happily.
You must live in bad neighborhood if your walmart looks like this. My walmart never has people like this
Anyone notice how small that Target store is? What kind of a
I once saw a women with beard at walmart. One of those Duck Dynasty beards. *shudders*
Random but I think that is there target in Santa Fe
8 May 2014 #8May2014
What if during the night shift everything comes alive..oh god..
Wal-Mart has a special smell to it's stores, a smelly smell that smells Wal-marty. As if in construction of these buildings they have a seriumy bottle of some sort and spray that sh!t to make it smell Wal-marty
Walmart: your one stop shop for a fat girl in a crop top