Catch it yourself you fat fvck.
Jesus Christ Helen
@Albino Obama, you don't have to put up with his shjt, Helen
"Damn it Helen I work to damn hard to come home to nothing! Where the fvck is my sandwich?!"
Suck mike hawk, George!
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I see that as 2 sentences. He's asking Helen to breakfast, but as you can see, she doesn't give a fvck.
You will recall last night ere I drifted off into slumber, with a nudie magazine betwixt my wings, I spake thusly: “Helen, tomorrow morning, I want flapjacks.” It was a simple message, yet it has gone unheeded. For every five seconds I don't have flapjacks, I will break one window."
More like where's my hawking sandwich
Like they say early bird gets the worm
Wow what a cock
Is that the dragon bird from that one pic from an update like a year ago?
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Yep. Welcome the night shift.
So I was just in the random section (waiting for the next update) and I saw the same picture twice, the original and then the repost.
"I don't care if you can't see or hear, I want my damn breakfast helen!!"