Plot twist: he's hiding from Joe Biden
@SIRsmackzALOT, why would anyone hide from good ole Joe? He's too cool for you or me
@SIRsmackzALOT, Dick Cheney is more believable!
His crotch is a bit too visible.
@lnsanity Wolf, now why were you looking? Hmmmmm?
@lnsanity Wolf, that, my friend, is called a Gummi Lump. Named after my Government teacher, Mr. Gumenick, whose pants constantly road up and formed to his weiner. We named it his Gummi Lump.
@DinkIeberg, I call them jiblets, & I don't care to see them thru anyone's pants :|
@DinkIeberg, Awesome band name.
@DarkSock, a hardcore punk/grunge/psychedelic band called Gummi Lump. I love it.
@lnsanity Wolf, great, you made me look
@lnsanity Wolf, that's the freedom bulging out of his pants
It's hard to get shot if the assassin can't find your head!
Her face, though... It haunts me.
If you think carefully about each part of his name, it should make you uncomfortable
Michelle Obama looks really grossed out xD
Protip: do not run for president against obama. You will lose 10/10
@Accidental shelf, except if literally anyone runs against him next time.
@Accidental shelf, he has not quite helped this nation. He hasn't done too good, but considering the state America is in, they might pick mr. oBOMBa for a 3rd election
@TheHonestliar, I thought you couldn't be elected a third term? Am I just so wrong?
@Accidental shelf, reference ID=110293
@TheHonestliar, but he can't run a third time...
@18bluecat, thank you for saying what no one else knew. Kind sad no one else pointed that out first.
@SWAT, especially since he won't even be running next time, tard :-P
@Accidental shelf, considering he can't even run next time and almost losr last time he ran, things aren't looking like he'll be gettin a 3rd term
@SWAT, there is no next time. He's limited to two terms.
@Metzger, yea that was my point. Anyone would win because he cant run. I just did word it the best way I guess. :/
@18bluecat, he can't i was just saying that it might just happen with all the crap going on
@TheHonestliar, you're an idiot
Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!