Too many minorities complain
I lost it at the kid who doesn't understand how a glass works
@President Jar Jar , I was going to say the same... like that fat kid forgot how to drink milk!!!
@President Jar Jar , I loved that but I'm almost certain that was off a spoof thing. At least I hope so for his sake
@seeUpee, he has a serious drinking problem
@President Jar Jar , I wanna follow around wallet guy
@President Jar Jar , that ones not from an infomercial its actually from a music video by AWOLNATION
We did it boys, we ended racism.
How do I function with all this money in my wallet?!?!?
The infomercial overacting is strong here
Gah, it's just so hard to do stuff and things! I need some sort of gimmicky product to make my life easier!
"However am I gonna pour this lukewarm water from a faucet into a pot while standing on a slip-resistant mat and wearing a helmet and life-alert bracelet?"
*his/her socks spontaneously catch fire and he/she dies like a l*ttle bitch*
"Well, have we got the product for you! Try new asbes-Toes, the socks that can't catch fire!"
We’re also expected to immediately be upper middle class. But here I am being upper lower class. Also, people in infomercials apparently forgot how do any simple task. Gee how do hold this bowl of chips when I have a table. Oh how do you drink milk? I’ll just throw it at my face.
No, this is a subgenre of white; the Infomercial Moron.
Although, I guarantee, you show any person of ANY other race doing this, THEN it's suddenly "racist"!
That banjo tho
Im white and can confirm i too have random half second long seizures causing me to lose everything
Protip: these are advertised to the disabled or infirm, but you’re not allowed to show that sorta stuff on tv, so they have these jack@$$ skits so people who’re stuck at home all day order it because they can actually use these products
And they say we don’t have culture
Bunch of dumb crackers
I like that they put it in black and white as if they’re stupidity isn’t obvious enough
Be white they said
Rule the world they said
What a shjtty ending...