This is true and I'm Caucasian
I bet a black person wrote this because he doesn't understand how much it sucks making payments on a car
@buzz killinton, I'm sincerely joking, I like YOU people
@buzz killinton, I know what you mean. But at least white people can say things like, "hi dad" and "thanks for the warning officer."
@Raki Zaki, help I've been sent back in time and am surrounded by Savages!
@HeroOfFunnypics, "I want chicken, I want liver, meow-mix, meow-mix, please deliver." - Dr. Evil.
@HeroOfFunnypics, This isn't your average, everyday savagery. This is... Advanced savagery.
@buzz killinton, Whatchu mean LIKE?
@YouJustLostTheGame, sorry, passionately love
@buzz killinton, Idk when this update came out, but you just made my morning go 0 to 100 real quick lol
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, about 1am eastern time sir and thank you sir
@buzz killinton, you shouldn't have to explain that you're joking, it's a fvcking joke regardless and no one should get butt hurt over it, I thought it was hilarious by the way.
That makes me queasy just looking at it. Now I'm lightheaded. Thanks funny pics.
@Banter, I know, black people are terrifying
@Banter, I have some sort of 'shared fear' too, so when I see somebody near an edge or leaning over an edge I start to panic
I lock my doors all the time. Didn't know I was being specific.
@Bloody Ell, same here. I lock my doors when I get in and if it's dark outside I will sometimes even check the back seat just to make sure someone's not back there. Lol so far it's never happened but you never know. But if someone is walking towards my car on a dark lonely road I will lock my door right away even if they are some short white guy. I couldn't care less about your color I care about my safety and possessions. If it's a normal crowded road I don't worry about locking my door when I'm in the car because I mean what are the odds if they cared enough to steal my car or mug me that a lock will really slow them when the window is half the door frame?
@Bloody Ell, I always lock my doors, especially if I'm alone in the car. Both my grandma and mom had someone try to get into their cars at red lights in high traffic areas. Luckily, they had Great Danes who would have none of it.
@George Feeny, my car locks the doors automatically whenever I start the engine...is that racist?
@talmet, Only if it's raining. Then you've offended various Native American tribes. The Cherokee blood running through my veins awakens at this insult and thirsts for the scalps of white men. Or tree fiddy, whichever is easier to find.
@Bloody Ell, I once had someone run up to my car at night while at a red light. They tried to get me to open my door or window by banging on my door. Now I have a tic when in the car at night, where I have to check the locks every few seconds. I've started checking during the day too. Especially if someone is outside the car or I'm stopped.
It has nothing to do with race. In fact, the guy who ran up to my car was white. However, people only seem to notice it when there's black people around.
@YouJustLostTheGame, I hate your name...and the sad part is, it's rare that I read anyone's name.
@talmet, yes it means your car is racist.
EVERYBODY LOCKS THEIR CAR DOORS HOW IS THAT RACIST
@Tactical Bagel, just because Jesse and Al and Barack say so
Well, that picnic table won't steal everything they own.... so yeahhhh
@Fellacio Jones, no but it might let them down in other ways.
I hate rasicm that shjt is so ignorant. People are different colors just because their ancestors lived somewhere slightly closer to the sun. Grow up. We are all human, gay, straight, white, black, Indian we are all the same. I see the most racism(from my personal experience) coming from black folk. Racist against everyone and even themselves. I might have been born too early, or are ahead of my time but I don't understand why people choose to hate when love is more rewarding.
@Grizzly Wintergreen, I downvoted you because you sound like a pompous prick. I completely agree with everything you said up to the point about being born too early or ahead of you time. You sound so smug I just want to hate you and disagree with you even though as I said I agree with you in principle. Just not you, as a person I'm sure you suck.
@George Feeny, sorry you feel that way. I guess I was pretty assertive with my views. My point of being "ahead of my time" comes from the fact that we are at the most peaceful time in human history right now. And I feel like the world as a whole is slowing moving to a more peaceful way of doing things. I just think love is the answer to all.
@Grizzly Wintergreen, meth is the answer. I fingered ur sister and found ur dads wedding ring. I had to poop and run
@George Feeny, wow that comment sure made you sound good as a person
@Flying Oranges, yea I know it did that's why I said it.
@George Feeny, lol
@Grizzly Wintergreen, this isn't tumblr, nobody will give you a gold star for pointing out the obvious
I'm white. And I won't do that.
I have had the pleasure of serving beside many great Soldiers and I will always treasure the transcendence from certain idiocracies of societies. We find hilarity in said idiocracies, like Obama stating how some would never experience white people locking their car doors as he walked by. To make sure my battles were never deprived of such an act, I would always volunteer a ride and right when their hand touched my truck, I'd lock the door and have that look. Y'all know that look 😏
*whistles* the legs on that guy though...
@antgoo, is it just me or does it look like he's wearing a skirt and lady sandals?
uh...no on both charges?
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
I make direct eye contact, unlock my door and start undressing when I see a black person.
We do s*** like this to get away from the black people
For real tho. White people be crazy
@Space Hobo, rather be crazy and have a dad
Odds of those ropes breaking 1:10000. Odds of being robbed by a black man. 1:2
I can't even
More than likely it's one of those photo shoot locations where at the right angle you appear to be dangling over space but really the ground will be like a foot down
That looks so awesome!!!