Actually it’s “store closes at 8pm, divorced white soccer moms at 7:59:59 pm”
@Midnite St0rm, goes both ways in my experience
I hate to be the one to tell you, but that's not actually white person, it's a green fish.
@A pet named Steve,
*picks you up and throws you outside*
CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE CLOSED!
@A pet named Steve, If that's a green fish, then what's a white person, huh? Bet you don't have an answer for that, do you?
@ItsPronouncedYiff , look at her picture. Thats a white person..
@A pet named Steve, but what if it's his name?
@TroolFace, no, I'm actually an albino pet. Common misconception.
@Jakobian, good point
I like staring at customers who are confused why we're not open yet and it's only 8:30 and our sign on the door says 9.
@A Math Dealer, true story, when I worked at a supermarket people were there 30min early. So, as we love our dear costumers, we opened 15mins later.
@A Math Dealer, I worked retail in the mall during college. While you could walk around the physical mall starting at 8, none of the stores opened until 9. We would have people literally rattling our store gate asking us to open up the store early for them. I always wanted to shout at them Go away losers!
I'd say this is not true, but on Monday I went into a café the very second that it opened. What can I do, I was hungry AF, and they serve fried bacon. Also, cool rock music.
@A pet named Steve, I've been that guy that shows up to the doughnut shop right at 5am cause I was up, hungry, and fresh doughnuts
@A pet named Steve, understandable for like a food place but when it's carphone warehouse and there are people outside before you open and most of them are only there to ask technical questions about their goddam phones when we are just fvcking sales people we only know what we know from personal knowledge I don't know why your goddam phone loud speaker isn't working and don't complain when I don't know because we Literally have a dedicated expert support line that you get access to when you buy fvcking insurance for your phone. We sell phones. If you have a problem With your purchase or want to make a claim on your phone/send it off under warranty but we are not your fvcking technical support. And when people get problems with their bills or anything to do with their contract that is sorted by the goddam fvcking network provider you are with, for some dumbass reason (say its O2) they say "oh yeah you need to go back to carphone warehouse to do that" no you goddam don't you just don't+
@A pet named Steve, +want to do your goddam jobs because we have to then call them off the customers phone or off our in store phones anyway, we don't handle the billing, the provider does so I seriously don't know why they are told they have to come to our store besides the thought that they just don't want to do their fvcking jobs. Oh, and people getting pissy that we don't repair phones in store but that is kind of the company's fault because there is a big "phone repair" sticker on the front of stores now which is misleading because we do what we always do, either send it off under manufacturers warranty or send it off for repair for a stupid price which I'd never recommend to anyone because it's like £350 for an iPhone 6. Oh, and people failing credit checks and having a go at me because they can't take out a phone contract bjtch maybe if you pay your shjt when you are supposed to maybe you'd be able to
I get people of all races at my store right when I open, it's annoying.
*store closes at 9pm*
Asians at 8:55pm:
Bonus quote: “I’m just picking up a couple of things.” while filling up an entire shopping cart.
This situation happens to me at Bunnings barbies, except it’s usually asians
I worked at a place called chicken shack, and you best believe it wasn't white people waiting for us to open.
Complains on how everything is not ready*
*black people, white people, asian people, dicks come in all colors
Rev up those fryers!
Am I wrong to expect the store to open and close on time? Stop being lazy ya pricks because it’s not your going to end up doing anything better with your life
@WolfTechFreak, theyre getting paid to open and close on time so I'd say no. But then again life happens and they might need to open/close later.
Yes, because only white people are able to show up at a shop as it opens.