Not the Flash or Robin
Wonder Woman. I wanna go out with a bang..
@FlappysPancakes, everyone go home. This man has won the Internet
@FlappysPancakes, If you wanna go out with a bang you shoulda picked Iron Man, he has rocket... Oh wait i get it now
@FlappysPancakes, well, it's already unfair with supes in the mix, so heck, worth a go! Or, y'know, meet my childhood hero and go with spidey, but whatever
@FlappysPancakes, death by snu snu
@FlappysPancakes, death by snu snu?
@originJoker1940, maybe if a she wants to go out with a bang ;)
@FlappysPancakes, iron man. I would also like to go out with a good fvcking
I want Goku
@FlappysPancakes, all I could think was, "Death by Snu-Snu."
Bet nobody wants Robin
@a concerned citizen, if I choose wolverine, batman and robin don't kill people. So I would only have seven people trying to kill me.
@a concerned citizen, If they changed him to Nightwing I would have chosen him.
@Agent FortySlevin, yeah Spiderman doesn't kill people either, so I would choose him just to induce the paradox and break the system.
@Agent FortySlevin, Come to think of it, neither would Superman.
@SimonPetrikov, have you not seen man of steel???
@a concerned citizen, by the looks of this. This is Jason Robin. Which later becomes the red hood in the killing joke arc. Which by the end, he becomes a batman that kills. Took both Batman and Nightwing to figure it out and stop him. So I would somewhat choose him bit more to the green lantern if it's Kyle Rayner
@Agent FortySlevin, dont forget, spiderman doesn't kill either.
@a concerned citizen, Anyone who has seen Young Justice will pick Robin
@Batmans cat, well that's the only exception
@TheAmishKid, still counts!!
@JesusGoddamnValdez, That's Tim Drake as Robin, Dick Grayson was the first Robin and grew up into Nightwing
@Batmans cat, Yes and he gave an er pic shout of desperation. He avoids killing unless absolutely necessary.
@Billy Shakespeare , Or Teen Titans. He holds his own against what is essentially Satan.
@SimonPetrikov, doesn't matter. Had sex!!
@a concerned citizen, it could be the Jason Todd one who dies and gets reborn as the Red Hood and kills people.
@Batmans cat, What?
@SimonPetrikov, exactly my good friend!!
@a concerned citizen, I'd choose Robin. None of them are going to be able to protect you against all 9 of the others, so at least that way you can guarantee Robin dies.
@a concerned citizen, if I choose robin, then no one will want to be near me
@a concerned citizen, have you not seen teen titans?
@a concerned citizen, I know him so...
@DarkGyft, that's a good reason to I guess
@a concerned citizen, robins aren't scary, there completely ordinary, might as well call home Canary , Robin sucks
@a concerned citizen, nobody wants spiderman*
@a concerned citizen, That's red hood robin...he defiently kills people.
Green Lantern or Batman, specifically because Green Lantern isn't just one person, its a whole galactic force, they even have a whole planet that reacts to the ring as a sentient being. Also Green Lanterns have the other lantern colors, so black lanterns could revive me even if I die (albeit I become somewhat zombie like.) Ultimately if you mess with one green lantern, all the other lanterns will help. The only reason I even consider Batman is that he has created profiles on every f***** in the league and beyond, so there will be no guess work in regards to executing the others. Also, not every version of Batman abstains from killing, so don't even try and say that he won't kill. Only problem though is that Batman most certainty wouldn't kill Robin, so Boy Wonder will become your joker in a sense (just like that Batman Revenge special). Reveal the unknown, and I don't care if it was a long post...
@The Lost Reference, you have just added so much logic to these three sentences and yes I agree
I would probably choose MINT-BERRY CRUNCH!!!
Clearly Green Lantern
@BroncSamson, I concur.
@BroncSamson, which one though.
@IronHawk, the Corp.
Well Superman is basically invincible.. But his one weakness is something batman would definitely have in his utility belt... So not him... Wolverine? No. Wonder Woman? No. Robin? haha.. Ahhh god no. Captain America? No... Spider man? No. The flash? Maybe... Iron Man? No. So it's gonna be Batman, Green Lantern, Or the Flash. Green Lantern will eventually need to charge his ring so he's out. Batman although far superior to most villains, probably couldn't fend off all these heroes (just being real here) so I would have to say The Flash, he is faster than Superman, and would have the speed to steal the kryptonite from Batman, he could run me to safety and call on other heroes, only these guys are against me and there are many other heroes in the DC and Marvel universes. I chose The Flash!
@KiritoSAOHero, yes batmans not as strong, but it says trying to kill you batman would go all out no one could save you the only way to stop him would be to kill him
@Stormagedn, sorry for the grammar to the descending nazis o/
@Stormagedn, But Batman doesn't kill people though
@KiritoSAOHero, actually batman is a master of pretty much every single martial art and has lived almost his entire life to fight crime. Where as all the other heroes all received powers one day and were like okay let's fight crime now. So in that sense batman actually has an advantage,
@AnarchyWolf, furthermore batman would have the weakness if every other person on him at all times because that's how prepared he usually is, and batman has no weakness besides not having superpowers so batman is definitely the right choice here
@Hammered4u, I know. I've been trying to get him to kill me for decades, and no matter how hard I try, he just beats me senseless and drags me back to Arkham again.
@KiritoSAOHero, the flash also has the speed force. He could become as strong as supes with all that speed. INFINITE MASS PUNCH.
@AnarchyWolf, not having powers against any super is going to kill you. Batman does have a contingency plan for every superhero, but not tucked in his belt. He would need to at least go back to the batcave to get gear to take the rest out, and supes would find him with X-ray vision before that even happened. Really you sound so mindless right now. "Batman trained his whole life so his HUMAN abilities must be stronger than superman because superman hasn't trained his whole life"
@KiritoSAOHero, sorry to be a nerd but superman has run faster then the flash. The flash has higher acceleration. But superman has higher top speed. And superman is smarter with timing. And batman has used kryptonite on superman. Didn't work. He got like 4 punches in, broke his hand, and then was defeated
@KiritoSAOHero, batman would have kryptonite, but it would be impossible to get superman with it. Even if he used it as bullets, superman could avoid them. Also, he could perform lobotomies with his heat vision and end the whole fight. The flash would be faster than superman, so if batman gave him the kryptonite there might be a problem, but I think the advantage of flight might be sufficient.
@KiritoSAOHero, justice league doom protocol batman can take down the flash
I gotta go with wolverine, he literally can't die!
@Shepy, you can though
@Shepy, have you read that they are going to kill him in the comics?
@Shepy, Actually he can. Deadpool has killed him before... by slicing his head clean off.
@Ice Deliverer, Wolverine has regenerated his whole body before just from a hand, though.
@Ice Deliverer, Decapitating his head doesn't kill him. He's put it back on before. You just have to keep it far away from him and hope he somehow never finds it. He's survived an Atomic Bomb for Christ sake!
@The dUMB Genius, he's actually been killed by like a super nuke but they I heard that he actually after millions of years he regenerates... so it doesn't even count.
@Shepy, actaully he's body still needs the basics: food/water. So just toss him in a 200 ft pit...wait him out.
@Shepy, superman could just through him into space... His normal organs would explode and his metal skeleton would fuse together because metal fuses to exposed metal in space. Even if he regenerated he wouldn't be able to move because of that.
@Cocconut Head, I sincerely doubt that Vibranium is subject to such a property of mere metals.
@Ice Deliverer, that didn't kill wolverine before. It just makes him a talking head
@Magnamon, well even so, he still wouldn't have a way back to earth and his organic processes would fail in space.
@Adalongwong, yup 😢
Superman obviously. Although batman has shown with enough prep time he can take out anyone this does not say exactly how much time he would have. Yes working with the others he can come up with a plan but me and superman can be long gone by then. And with the X-ray vision superman can see anything about to come near you. Or better yet he can hear anything. Also does not require food or sleep he can stand watch all the time. He's fast enough to take everyone else out and idc how badass bats is. He is not fast enough to hit superman with kryptonite unless there is a trap already laid out. Also since superman has a super human brain as well he can probably anticipate any attack or traps that might be set. Superman hands down.
@Supacoopa42, however the flash is faster than Superman so teamed with others they could create a distraction while the flash with the kryptonite kills Superman.
@Lvl 80 paladin, but flash cannot fly. He is also slower in water. He runs faster than him but since no one can keep up he would just need to go to another part of the world to take care of him.
I'd have to say Green Lantern. It says "One will protect you" not "One will kill the other 9". Out of all of them, the only one capable of immediately going into outer space is Superman. Iron Man can only fly so far and it depends on which suit he has. Batman and Wonder Woman would need their ships. And Flash can't fly. So Green Lantern would just have to fly me to his planet while avoiding Superman and call on the rest of them to come help. Superman is legit but he can't take on multiple Lanterns. So I feel I would be the most protected from the others where most of them can't reach me. Oh and just to add, Superman can breathe in space but I can't. Green Lantern could put me in a green bubble and fly me through space with him.
@Totrollornottotroll, plus superman is only super on earth because of the sun, if the green lantern planet is far away from any sun he'll become really weak, if it's far enough away or if it isn't a certain type of sun his powers are reduced to about that of a buff humans. Green lantern FTW!
@Kaos, good point. So hopefully this happens at night so Green Lantern could fly us away from the sun lol
@Totrollornottotroll, superman can breathe in space. Although some stories have him wearing an apparatus it is usually only because he still doesn't even know he can survive.
Is deadpool an option?
@MarikoYojishi , deadpool is always an option
@MarikoYojishi , Not sure if I trust him to care enough/not get distracted though...
Clearly iron man I mean come on dude is awesome!!
@nerdylicious, if I choose iron man, does he come with all his suits?
@Y0UR C0NSCIENCE, sure hope so! Lol
@nerdylicious, quick question?? Does your kik not work anymore :/
@nerdylicious, because you seem to get non of my messages :(
@nerdylicious, i got 2 messages of you. But you dont seem to recive any i send :/
Either Ironman or Superman, depending on the universe.
Batman. He's shown he can kill the league
@hollow114, batman WON'T kill anyone though
@hollow114, i agree
@hollow114, actually, it was shown that he could stop the league, then his plans were changed to kill them.
I choose Dr. Manhattan
@Sexy Homunculus, He's not on the list cause too OP bro.
Superman for the simple fact that he could easily kill all the other ones. Yes, even the overrated Batman(Yes, I said it. Batman is overrated. Downvote if you want but it's my honest opinion)
@Raw Dogging Randoms, but any of them can find kryptonite
@Raw Dogging Randoms, I won't downvote you because that is your opinion. I just wanted to let you know that your opinion is wrong.
@Raw Dogging Randoms, actually. The flash could just time travel you out of there. Or hit superman with the force of the entire universe behind him.
@Batsam, oh yeah? Well your opinion of my opinion is wrong
@Felix the Bear, I'm not too informed on flash so idk how quickly he can time travel. But didn't superman also reverse time or was that only a movie thing?
@Raw Dogging Randoms, but superman isn't overrated? "Hey guys look i can punch dimensions apart!"
@Starbomb, that would be overpowered, not overrated.
@Raw Dogging Randoms, that's when they literally gave him any power they wanted. But he flew around the earth so fast that it reversed its rotation and went back in time... But Barry Allen and Wally West can time travel using the Speed Force (literally unexplainable).
@Felix the Bear, my only knowledge of flash is from D.C. Universe Online so I'm not sure what the speed force is lol
@gawg02, It's not like kryptonite is like a common pebble lying on the ground.
@Raw Dogging Randoms, it's an ethereal force that protects the speedsters. It's not explained at all in the DC universe
@Raw Dogging Randoms, Do you read comics? I suggest 'Batman: the laughing joke' or the recent series death of the family. A real hero is made by his villains. These show he isn't overrated due to the impeccable story and interaction of characters. The character deserves the respect he gets
@Starbomb, I say he's overrated because he seems to always win for no other reason than "because he's Batman". But his villains exist because of him too
@Stryker Eureka, apparently it is if Lex Luthor or Batman can get endless supplies of the thing to stop Superman
@Raw Dogging Randoms, I can explain that. Watch the movie justice league: doom. Batman keeps a file on EVERYBODY on how to defeat them if they turn evil. That's why people make jokes like that, but in reality he's always prepared. If you can't tell i just watched son of Batman yesterday so I'm still on a Batman "high"
@Stryker Eureka, but atleast two of the super Heros are extremely rich and would probroably have some amount of kryptonite I don't think batman wouldn't atleast have a bit stashed away somewhere
@Starbomb, I'll watch it on my next off day
@Raw Dogging Randoms, THANK YOU!! Supes all the way
@Trust Me, I'm not a superman fan but out of these choices it would be him I would choose without a doubt
@gawg02, if superman just shoots everyone down using gis eyes no one will stand a chance. Kryptonite must be in close proximity.
@Implicit88, superheroes can fly as well and have shown to be quite agile to oncoming beams or lasers
@gawg02, the only one faster than him cant fly.
@Raw Dogging Randoms, also bat man has kryptonite
@Implicit88, but can you survive the speeds that superman flys at
I choose Deadpool
Funny, you left out chuck Norris... Your funeral
Where's deadpool? I want deadpool
Can I choose Shazam? Superman isn't invulnerable to magic. And either is anybody else on there. So yeah.
The rest can suck it
Deadpool, definitely Deadpool
I hate it when they mix universes, it's just annoying as hell. I'm not a mega nerd but I mean come on, comics are like laundry, keeps colors and darks separate
@thedudewithbluehair, shut up
I'd have to choose Spider-Man ~ no one ever
@18bluecat, I mean, robin is up there. He's clearly the worst choice
I pick dead pool
@Adrian Monk, grammar. Fix it.
Choose batman case it comes with robin also
Aquaman, buff said.
Don't worry I will protect you !
Batman, he knows all their weaknesses and will actually exploit them.
Fvck my long comment wasn't posted... Green Lantern because he only has to "protect me" from the others, not kill the others. He could put me in a bubble and fly us to his planet where is be protected by the entire Green Lantern force. Superman would be the only immediate threat because he's the only one who can immediately travel through space. But I'd still think that would be my best shot. Superman can breathe in space but I can't so I would not be protected by him in space.
Batman, as he has plans made to kill them
We would all choose batman because he is the goddamed BATMAN
I trust none of them. Where's dead pool?
Why are iron man and captain america an option but not the hulk or thor?
@Airman11227, why is wolverine an option but not professor x or cyclops?
I'll take on all ten if you let me have deadpool
I'd bet Wolverine would listen SHARP for sign of the others...
Thor!! (since Captain America is there...) Take me to your planet! You protect, you can keep Jane, and I'll just pick from all the other juicy warriors and love out an awesome mythical life :)
@AriaMom, their immense power would probably crush you in the act of coitus.
@SaltNPeppa, ah boo. Maybe if always on top ;)
@AriaMom, PSH, good luck trying to get top with women from that planet every time.
@SaltNPeppa, lol. But Im the woman. Well, the men might not want to either. Poo, oh well.
@AriaMom, AHHH well then maybe you're fine with women. But men, is say if Thor and Jane are doin it just fine ask them for tips lol.
Superman can fly out of danger of all of these guys (even green lantern because he could shoot lasers at him and such and green lantern will have to power up his ring). Flash could run you away from any of them, but your body can't handle that speed. Superman it is. If batman has kryptonite he will blast him away, see any incoming threat with x ray, and he can really beat any of the others because he has most of their powers.
@FullFrontalAlchemist, who said bat man has to have the ring he could give it to the flash and bam infinite mass punch.
Batman, only because if he was trying to kill you he wouldn't fail. You'd be dead, no point protecting you really.
Superman, because he has so many different powers
Only 4 Marvel Characters? I guess I'll choose Captain America.
Iron Man because maybe he would give me a suit. Oh wait he blew them all up in Iron Man 3. #SpoilerAlert
@Tucci The Good, #downvote
You know what? F*** all of them, it's time spunkeymonkey rose from the shadows... 10 V 1 me b****es!!!
Goku..... I pick Son Goku...
@SupermanPrime, down voted yet again
Flash. Just get him to run me to a parallel universe.
I would choose batman contingency plan for everyone
If not the flash you would be dead in a split second. So choice is obvious
I choose Deadpool, he's always an option.
Captain America bc he's sexy ❤️
Where they hell Is DEADPOOL
Where's dead pool?
Oh my god the flash
It would take superman 10 seconds to kill all the rest. That's why I don't like him as a superhero. He's way overpowered. The only one id be nervous about is batman because he's badass and could probably find kryptonium.
Green lantern or the flash. They're both pretty op but they're my favourite characters (Hal Jordan and Barry Allen tho not Wally and John)
Iron Man, Superman would have been the best choice but I'd like to hang out with someone as awesome as Tony Stark
I choose the batman. He already has "backup" plans to defeat the justice league. And the rest would be easy for him
No Deadpool?!?! What has this world come to!!?
Superman hands down. He's pretty much invincible.
I'd say Spider-Man because If I'm falling he will catch me
Either superman or batman, one is nearly unstoppable, the other knows everyones weaknesses,,,,,,, difficult
Now if Goku were an option...
Batman, duh, he already has plans to take out the entire justice league should they turn evil.
Wolverine for sure! He may take a bit to kill the others but he'll protect me to his dying breath... Which will never happen.... So he'll protect me forever
If say batman or superman or ironman
Not really sure. I do know that wolverine would be the worst way to die!
Superman or wolverine. Ones indestructible minus kryptonite and the other regenerates super fact and doesn't really care about killing as long as it's for the right purpose.
Anyone else notice that batman is in marvel and sideman is in dc?
Secret option 11. Thor.
I will say, in the comics Batman discloses that he has a plan for disposing of the entire justice league should the need arise. Just sayin
I'm not going to kill you, but I don't have to save you- batman
Assuming that the other 9 will eventually get a hold of kryptonite, Superman is a no go for me. I will have to go with Green Lantern, he can create anything he wants. However, the Flash, Batman, and Ironman are a close second, third, fourth because the Flash could just piggy-back you to safety in, well, a flash. And Batman and Ironman could both hide you very well. Winner= Green Lantern.
Which robin and which green lantern ?
1 May 2014 #1May2014
I don't see the dilemma. You pick batman. Nuff said.
could I have a brief discussion with each of the volunteers individually?
Between Batman, Superman, and Green Lantern
I think they meant 8 will try to kill you
I choose Deadpool, Deadpool doesn't care that he isn't on the list and I don't either, I win
@JinHoshi, Deadpool wouldn't bother protecting you.
I choose spiderman. He may not be everyone's first choice, but he's always been my fav hero. And he's one of the heroes that will go out of their way to save a life no matter the cost
Wolverine. I want wolverine
@TheFalseDog, Spider-Man could shoot a web around his arms where his claws can't reach and he would be immobilized
@Totrollornottotroll, I'm sure he can break free.. I mean he's made of adamantium that with his rage and he could break free
@TheFalseDog, it's not like Spider-mad webs are indestructible
You'd have to go with batman cause if he's trying to kill you you're done
@Millzop, batman can't kill what he can't catch. Flash and Superman are both fast enough to get away from him. Green Lantern, Superman, and Iron Man can fly.
@Millzop, Batman doesn't kill. Flash and Superman are extremely fast, Flash being faster then Superman. GL, Supes, Stark can up up and away.
That's not fair, Superman and Wolverine can't die.
@Lucifers Hound, super man can
@Lucifers Hound, and wolverine can
Hey man, wtf. Robin is a choice but Thor isn't. Some DC bs.
@SaltNPeppa, Thor is basically just Superman without the speed
@Totrollornottotroll, You sir/madam do not know you're lore.
@SaltNPeppa, they both fly, they are both strong, they are both near invincible to damage, Thor shoots lightning while superman shoots fire from his eyes and ice cool wind from his breath. They are very comparable.
@Totrollornottotroll, so by your logic, Batman and Iron Man are the same. So then why should they be choices?
@SaltNPeppa, no. The only thing batman and iron man have in common is they are both wealthy. Their abilities are completely different.
@Totrollornottotroll, But they are playboy billionaires without any real "super powers. They get their powers from their self abilities and/or suits.
@Totrollornottotroll, FYI your username doesn't help the situation.
@SaltNPeppa, but their "abilities" are still completely different. Batman is a master of multiple forms of mixed martial arts and doesn't use guns. Iron Man is in a metal suit of armor that flies around and shoots at stuff. If we're talking personalities then Catwoman and Wolverine are both the same because they're both loners.
@SaltNPeppa, my username is a warning. Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry lol
@Totrollornottotroll, well I sure as hell don't like you when you're wrong about super heroes being the same.
@SaltNPeppa, all I was comparing is the super abilities of Thor and Superman and they are quite similar. I understand that Thor would be an awesome addition but the argument could be made for lots of superheroes that aren't on this list. Silver Surfer, Nightcrawler, and Black Spider-Man would all be interesting options as well but they aren't in the picture. If I wanted to just throw out random characters that aren't listed then I'd say the Amalagam brothers (I forget the individual names) because they are the gods of the Marvel and DC Universes and can basically do whatever they want with the characters in their universe. I'd say I'd be pretty well protected by them then, oh but they aren't on the list and neither is Thor
@Totrollornottotroll, Thor not being on it, even though he's one of Marvel's main superheroes though is why I brought this all up.
@Totrollornottotroll, I also don't see why Batman and Spider-man couldn't change spots.
@SaltNPeppa, Professor X isn't on there and Wolverine is an X-Men. Professor X could shut all of their minds down so they wouldn't be able to do a thing. Cyclops could blast all of them down (except superman or wolverine), Jean Grey becomes the Phoenix which could destroy everyone on this list. Rogue can absorb all of these superheroes powers and whoop all of them.
@Totrollornottotroll, They aren't there because whoever made this picture intended for Avengers v JL
@SaltNPeppa, what do you mean change spots?
@Totrollornottotroll, Like in the ipicture, so Marvel on top DC bottom, and not the way it is now.
@SaltNPeppa, Green Lantern would have to move down to the bottom too then. And if we're going Avengers vs Justice League then I say Captain Marvel for Avengers as my protector and Aquaman as my Justice League protector. Superman and Green Lantern are the only ones capable of underwater combat and Aquaman has every sea creature at his disposal lol
@Totrollornottotroll, I'm just now seeing that that isn't the Hulk like I assumed hahahahaha
@SaltNPeppa, oh lol. Well Green Lantern is my actual pick. He can go in outer space where only Superman has immediate reach. I wouldn't survive in space with superman carrying me but Green Lantern could put me in an energy bubble to transport me. And like someone else pointed out, superman gets his power from our sun. Once out of range he would be useless too. The objective is to protect me not kill everyone else.
@Totrollornottotroll, Could just say Batman and no one will ever find you,
@Totrollornottotroll, wasn't finished....go with Batman too cause if anyone ever finds you, you'll just disappear and they have to find you again and again.
@SaltNPeppa, probably with that though is Batman can't out run Flash so wouldn't ever get into hiding in the first place. You need to immediately make most of them not a threat and that means ability to fly (and not in a ship).
@Totrollornottotroll, Flash would save the time and trouble and just move himself so rapidly so he can pass right through you and just immediately kill you too now that I think about it.
@SaltNPeppa, true.. No one gives Flash his due credit lol
@Totrollornottotroll, yeah lol, Flash is terrifying man.
@SaltNPeppa, haha ya. Well I'm goin to bed. I work the NIGHT SHIFT. Nice debating with ya. Glad it ended peacefully. Today is a day tonottotroll
@Totrollornottotroll, Bed!? I'm just waking up lol. :b sleep good don't let Flash vibrate through your body while you sleep!
@SaltNPeppa, haha yep. 15% more pay to work at night at my job. And that sounds so dirty. I'll try to control my orgasm.
Captain 'Murcia anyone
@xSparkySharky, nope. No one.
Iron Man, Wolverine and Batman? You my pick.
Two things: first don't cross the universe streams. Second, it would have to be Batman. Has no one here seen justice league: Doom? Batman has a contingency plan for everyone and everything.
Hulk if he won't kill me too lol
Ok, where in the heck is the Hulk?! I want him!
Batman all the way because he has prep time and knows every way to defeat each of these other heroes *boom* suck it!
@Uncle Homer, not marvel heros
Wonder Woman. Even if she can't protect me, I die the way I dreamed of.