Hello Mister President
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, He will take it with pride. He has taken many loads of p1ss and sh1tt. And no toilet has taken a bigger load than him. And the next will proabably be the biggest. It will be huge. The biggest you've ever seen. It will be amazing.
@TheGoogler, I will pay you a small loan of a million dollars to delete your comment
The resemblance is uncanny