I swear it
Might be the first one of these I’ve read that didn’t have a plot twist.
The story is nice and all, but it's from 4chan so I'm still waiting for that plot twist
@BigPurpleFather, don't be that guy man, let it stay good or you'll be the one saying "Mr.ishjtyounot, I don't feel so good".
@BigPurpleFather, honestly this is one of the few 4chan stories that makes me believe in some fraction of humanity.
@Hanjurew, with how much stuck pixel is denying my posts, I'm already half dead
moral of this story; pick up random homeless chicks and you’ll get laid
@Fortnite Is Trash, I got to do this more often
@Fortnite Is Trash, Now see, I wasn’t going to read it until you said that, and now I’ve got too!
@Fortnite Is Trash, my friend, he is getting ultra laid.
@Fortnite Is Trash, Dude
This is by far the best example of when a hufflepuff helps others
19/10 loved that story
@timofborg, is it 19/10 tho? Lot of objectification in there. I don't mean to sound like a total snowflake, but that was a lottttt
@TheHaxAreReal, there was basically no objectification, though. There where times when he used analogies involving objects, sure, but he treated her like an actual human being throughout the entire story, which sounds like about as opposite of objectification as there is.
@TheHaxAreReal, well you do sound like a snowflake. She literally offered to whore herself out and he respected her as a human to much to say yes. The story is about how respecting her led to so much more than sex.
While this is really nice, wish he could have phrased it a bit better, like saying she put all her gratitude into sex and loyal like a rescue dog stuff, still happy for them though
@Nosferatu Zodd, hey this is 4chan, they can’t be COMPLETELY nice
@Nosferatu Zodd, there is always that person. You sir are that person.
@Implicit88, what person?
@Trance Gemini, think he means that he takes what's supposed to be something nice and nitpicks the bad parts
@Nosferatu Zodd, I agree. It was a beautiful story overall, but at times, the way he told it was rather odd and not so wholesome. This guy is talking about his wife, after all. You'd think he'd hold her in higher esteem.
20/10 wholesom and doesn't have that 4chan plottwist. glad I saw it
I came to laugh, not to feel
That’s pretty cool if it’s true.
Anyone else jump to the end first looking for the plot twist? After all, it’s been a while since ol’ Nessie has appeared.
@ZohmB, no tree fiddy
Worth the read
I always liked this one
Too small can’t read
Probably fake but nice
r/thathappened not sorry
Plot twist not needed
I choose to believe that this is the true ending to that Emergence comic that’s going around
Just read it the story was nice