Sounds like a bad boyfriend
@ HanSolosBumHole, what makes you think she wasn't talking about her boyfriend
I thought the flower was the dogs tongue.
@SamMan808, so did i
He really rose to the top here.
He must have eaten her hopes and dreams as well. I bet his name is teen pregnancy
Is it because of his dick? I'll bet it's because of his dick.
Like her virginity. That right he ate it!
Then I guess you're safe
Maybe don't feed it to him? But that's none of my business
He's dead if he thinks he's gonna eat my steak quasarito from Taco Bell