As a guy who never drew dicks on stuff I don't get it either.
@Lellow0079, hey look at the freak
@Fortnite Is Trash, damn right I'm a freak.
@Lellow0079, I don't get it either. It's like chewed gum under the desk.
@SimonPetrikov, right. That shjts just gross. I get if you don't wanna swallow it because you believe in the whole it'll be in your digestive tract for 7 years myth but at least spit it in the trash
@Lellow0079, I thought I wouldn't have to deal with it after high school, but apparently stupid people go to college, too.
It’s a combination of boredom and opportunity with a small amount of temporary immaturity, especially if you’re in the Marines
@SimonPetrikov, I mean, just graduating from a school doesn't make you smart. High School drama translates into college too since you don't just automatically mature.
@Lellow0079, to be fair I also draw vaginas everywhere
It's because they're funny and you don't have to be an artist to draw the perfect veiny triumphant bastard. Dick crafting is an art.
@Vague, you don't have to be an artist to draw a flower or a smiley face, either. So why the penis?
@Casermom, how about a flower with a tiny flower pecker?
@CMNDR BUbbles, now that might be something
@Vague, They're really not all that funny.
@Casermom, Because it annoys you.
@Vague, ok, but //why// are they funny?
@OpalUtopia, because they're obscene and crude and poop isn't as fun to draw or as easily identifiable. I studied dick science for 4 years
@Jdrawer, I'm sorry you're above it all. You're missing out on some good cheap laughs
@Vague, I'd rather get the good, not-so-cheap laughs that I'd miss out on by being below the bar.
@Jdrawer, 8=====D💦 ✋️🤣
@Vague, Nice self-portrait ;)
@Jdrawer, I'm an artisté
@Vague, 8======D 💦💦
I tried to copy yours, but it grew on me.
@Vague, You say they are funny but then guys get mad when we laugh at their djcks. You can't have it both way!
i wouldn't mind in girls drew vaginas on everything
@Click To Login, if they truly want to be equal with men it’s about time they step up the shenanigans
@Click To Login, the problem with that is teenage boys will probably walk around high school with an erect penis all the time. Making situations like the hot teacher asks you to come up to the black board awkward (I never got why they called it the black board when it was green...)
Because they're forbidden and make people uncomfortable.
1 its easy to draw 2 its on the level of poop jokes so its silly and good for a chuckle 3 The Order of Man has an annual competition so we're practicing for the glory and riches
I'm a girl and i draw dicks on everything too, no idea why
@Shentei Zei, haha I was starting to panic and think I was the only one
This reminds me of the Rick and Morty scene with the alien in the hospital explaining how human culture is penis obsessed. I’d find the quote but I don’t feel like it.
It's the symbol of patriarchy and it will stand erect for all to obey forever!! ...tee hee, erect.
@orion55, hehehe. You said “stand”. Lol.
Aren't existential crisises fun
@eleven, I think you're the type to be interested to know the plural is "crises."
I'm a woman, and I like to draw penises in the filmy layer of dirt, or foggy condensation, on car windows. It amuses me, and I'm not sure why.
I mean it’s something that’s been done since at least the Romans
1) We’d draw pussy, too, but then you call ya misogynistic
2) We draw socks because we like our socks so much we want everyone to see
@EatMyAss, I like socks too! I have so many socks in different shapes and sizes! And so many colors to choose from! I especially like the socks that end at the thighs. The only socks I don’t care for are short, stumpy socks. They just don’t fit right.
@Kamitha, the girth of the sock is more important than the length, but the experience and skill of the sock wearer makes the most difference
@EatMyAss, Really what it comes down to is, as long as the sock isn’t dirty, or covered in fungus or bugs, it’s a good sock.
Maybe she wanted one and was unhappy she couldn't afford the change.
I just tape pictures of my schlong on binders and desks and stuff
Guys who like drawing dicks on things should watch American Vandal on Netflix I think they’d get a lot out of it