Some people just want to watch the world burn.
When you wake up on a Friday tired and sore and sick beyond belief, your stepmom bursts in your room and turns the light on. You struggle to breath cuz your lungs are filled. You get dressed only to lay back down and comment a lil bit on FP while only having one eye open because the other is swollen closed. Today has been a good morning..... whoo
@Your Grandmas Tits, Sounds like a bad day. Today I leave to Vegas. If you would like to live vicariously through me for a week you have my permission.
@TheOneWhoArrestedYou, that would be nice, thank you sir.
@Your Grandmas Tits, Try this: I woke up to my rinky-dink moped covered in 1 1/2 feet of snow.
I'm commenting now in-between sessions of melting the snow out of the engine block with a hair-dryer on my front porch.
Not even sure if it'll run now...
Now, it's 50 degrees. It was 9 last night.
I love Virginia and its "mild" winters.
@Your Grandmas Tits, try this I couldnt sleep last night and wanking didnt help.
@Apocalyptic Cow, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
That's when the other students proceed to beat the shjt out of that student.
Her lipstick reminds me of multiple pokemon and a blow up doll....
@ChocoboPizzacat, her lips are like that because she brushed her teeth with toilet water and got her gums infected.
@BunnyGruff, it makes her lips more "bootiful (beautiful) and luchis (Luscious)"
Looks like Randall strapped her onto the scream extractor.
I too turn into Miranda sings when someone does this
You have some face under your makeup