You could just use a normal towel, you know like all the humans before paper towels were invented...
and after towels were invented.
I know that's a weird interim of time but if I only specified the first part I know some smart-a$$ was going to correct me and say that towels didn't exist since the evolution of humans. Not that that's a bad thing they would have been correct to do so but I just didn't want it to happen to me.
@Nogard, my first thought was use a towel too. But I think that's the point of someone autotuning this. Some fool is panicking about this while the answer is as simple as dealing with it.
@Nogard, or a mop and bucket, sponges, some dirty laundry, some clean laundry, a lot of tissues, a lot of toilet paper, literally anything that can absorb liquid. Honestly I'm surprised this kid remembers to breath.
This must be the mating call of the idiot.
@mcgargleballs, can’t be not enough screeching
Mmm whatcha say
@ThePink, ...please god, no
@ThePink, ooh that you only meant well...
Ugh, fvcking hate auto-tune
Ice cream dispensers are not disgusting you heathen
Please dont let this be a thing
Behold, modern man in all his glory
That angelic voice though.