I would be this boyfriend.
@Rowule, okay but no sex! I am waiting till marriage
@seeUpee, pfft. Okay, Taylor Swift, enjoy your 20 boyfriends a month.
@SirLordKraftDinner, lololololol AMÉN!!!!
@Rowule, lucky for you she’s only 18 miles away
“The only reason..” says the girl on tinder. I’ve got at least 3 more for her.
Does the position come with privileges?