Pretty sure I'd keep comin 😏
@ TouchMyCatEars, but that’s all, for the cock and not my personality….
@megamanx181x, I'm sure she would if you had either.
@ TouchMyCatEars, start the water works
@daily joke, carve my heart out with a spoon why don’t you
@megamanx181x, nah I'm going to use a toothpick.
@ TouchMyCatEars, It's all fun & games til you gotta put the horse down.
@daily joke, damn that’s hardcore
@daily joke, damn you killed him dude
@ TouchMyCatEars, Excuse me but what time do the girls get horny?
@ TouchMyCatEars, my last gf had a 14" toy. I just had to wonder wtf she needed that much for when 9" bottoms out...
Look, stop being easy and maybe they’ll stay you slut
Here's what you gotta start doing fellas. When you're talking to a girl/flirting/idk "pre" dating, you gotta make *small* dick jokes about yourself.
That way, when you finally do get to unleash the trouser beast, she gets a pleasant surprise that you're actually average size
I didn't know my dildo could make memes
To be fair, they usually leave in an ambulance.
That's how it is on this bitch of an earth
Call the glue factory. Horse meat is very British.
First World problems
Poor farmers only used for their horses
I’ve met a few people that have admitted to staying in a relationship with a guy because they had a big dick.
I’m in this pic and I don’t like it