A gal who shares my same first and last name sent me a message on facebook. After a year of chatting online, I stopped by her town while I was on a road trip across the country and we banged.
@NotFlat, were you yelling each other's names?
@MrJojo, lol no, that would have been quite silly
@NotFlat, was she flat?
@NotFlat, that’s my dream job, banging women with my first name so I can yell “Oh me!!!”
@NotFlat, Are you a guy with a unisex name or a lesbian?
@TriangleTesticles, well that’s the funny part, I’m a guy with a fairly masculine name
@NotFlat, easy there, Magnus Ver Magnusson!
@Microsoft, lol I couldn’t think of a better way to phrase it. For fear of inadvertently doxing her, I don’t want to actually give my name. It’s a common enough name for guys, but I’d wager she’s the only gal with the name.
@NotFlat, im just going to imagine that her name is buck strongman
@MrJojo, no they were yelling their own names
This is so old, i did this once, it went nowhere. Then i tried again more recently, and it wouldnt let me
Genius l, i shall try this and RAISE AN ARMY OF YOHAN BACHS TO RULE THE WORLD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@OmegaExceed, then I will raise an army of Mike Hawk to fight off your army!
@King Papi, or you can rule with me as equals which do you prefer the north or southen hemisphere?
@OmegaExceed, as long as you get to be my queen. 😘
there is an entire ps4 community with about 24k people in it, all with some variant of ninja in their name
I wanted to try this but I can’t find anyone with my name on Facebook
@vonwulf337, that’s impressive
Even they don’t want to be his friend
I’ve done this before and all I saw was “My name has left the chat.”
I tried this but they were living better lives than me, so I deleted them peppa pig style