It was the man bun
@John whick, and the bow tie. Some people can pull them off, this guy is not one of them
@Jolee Bindo, yeah, he has neck fat like me. I feel his pain.
@ImNotRacistBut, and just overall creepiness like me...I understand her pain, but simultaneously, feel his pain 😔
It's fake btw, just a bit. Fake news
@TheHippie52, Thank you. Felt bad at first.
Only do it in public if you've already agreed on what the answer will be.
I feel bad for the guy but still that was kinda stupid
If he can't see me I don't have to andwer
Old meme checks out still fresh
She's pretty, and this hurt to watch
Extravagant, public proposals are so dumb. Almost as done as getting married. It's like, "hey baby. I love you so much I wanna get the government involved in our relationship. But first, let me declare my love for you in front of the entire world so they can validate our relationship."
@DHS Crisis Actor, there he goes. He's so smart guys. He's got it all figured out. Look at his intelligence, it's blinding. He's unlocked the secrets of the universe. Bogdanoffs bow down to him. There he goes. He knows marriage is a scam. He knows there's literally no benefits whatsoever, certainly no benefits of taxes, legitimacy of child custody, increased ease of adoption, etc. There he goes. He's got it all figured out, because he's so incredibly smart, and literal billions of people who came before him were just too dumb to figure out what he already knows, just like we are. There he goes.
@Captain Swordsman, hhahaha! Get a load of this thundering dumbaas. The average stuckpixel user, ladies and gentlemen! Some fvckboy fresh out of high school thinking he knows everything. Are you even married? Do you even know how this thing called marriage came to be? Delve into some investigative research on it and it boils down to just some dumb bullshjt made up by some aashole who didn't know where the sun went at night. But hey, you do you. But when you lose half your shjt in a bet with someone that you'll love him/her/it forever, I want you to remember you have no right to complain.
@Captain Swordsman, de_stroyed. There is no coming back from that. He will probably never comment on anything ever again.
@Braumz, what do you for a living? You're not a fortune teller, that's for sure.
@DHS Crisis Actor, fortune telling? Ooooh ahhhh burnnnnn got me there. Who cares where marriage came from, it only matters what it is now, a legal status that actually means something. Its like saying, the first phone ever made was sh it therefore all phones now are pointless and stupid because they came from something sh it. Makes no sense does it.
@Braumz, ummm no. That's not what it's like at all.
@DHS Crisis Actor, I'm with you on this one.
@DHS Crisis Actor, did your wife leave you for your brother or something, holy fûck! I could prepare a days worth of fries at McDonald's with the salt you are spewing. And your "comeback" to Swordsman reeked of desperation, like he was hitting a little close to home.
@TR8R, I'm always disappointed when someone with a cool name is a moron. If that's really what you think, your judgement is weaker than your insults.
@DHS Crisis Actor, you are rather interested in proving that marriage sucks. Why in the world do you care? If you think it's such a terrible thing to gamble with, then don't do it and leave everyone else who does it alone. It's not like their marriage is forcing you to lose half your shjt? Did you know the lottery came from over population and such? If you won it meant you would die. Nowadays, if you won the lottery I don't think you'd be complaining, would you?
@DHS Crisis Actor, all you ever do is b!tch on here. Go pet a puppy or something you miserable sh!t.
@turpinton, I care because I've seen too many good people have their lives, families or careers ruined by divorce. But no. I'm not against anyone's right to get married and was a supporter of marriage equality prior to the SCUTUS decision in 2015. People should get to choose if they get miserable and fat, and who they get miserable and fat with.
My old boss was a special kind of dumbaas hypocrite. She had one failed marriage under her belt and her current marriage is hanging by a thread. For 2 years had to listen to her complain about it at least once a week. But she would turn around and tell the students, "hey get married. Marriage is happiness." something she needed to tell herself. That's who I think of when I read some of these idiotic comments (not talking about yours). She was an idiot who was miserable and fought to preserve her own misery. But like I said, I support her right and everyone's right to do that if they choose to. Just don't get mad when I tell you it's dumb.
@GunLovingMerican, if you don't like it, you can leave.
@DHS Crisis Actor, thanks for keeping a level head when replying to me. I understand where your hatred of it comes from but the truth is it's a very useful thing in the world in the sense that swordsman brought up, just in nicer terms lol.
@DHS Crisis Actor, hhmm nope. Im not the one losing his sh!t over a simple picture now am i?
@turpinton, well of course. You didn't come at me like that swordsman fvckboy. He probably just needs to put his dick in a broad or 7. Or maybe he'll have to learn the hard way. Oh well, not my problem 😎
@DHS Crisis Actor, you sound like such a neckbeard
@GunLovingMerican, well if not you then who is?
@DHS Crisis Actor, I don't even understand how you sparked this entire argument for stating an opinion. I can see both sides, yes there are benefits to marriage and it CAN be a good thing but there are a lot of bad cases of someone doing it for benefits and getting way more trouble than it's worth. You shouldn't NEED marriage to validate loving someone and being happy with them. People need to lighten up and stop talking so much smack
@DHS Crisis Actor, my insults are weak? That's rich coming from you! I was hardly even insulting you, merely pointing out facts! That you see that as being insulted tells me you are quite insecure. And your reasoning for why marriage is dumb makes no sense. You can believe it's dumb all you like, you have every right to your opinion, but people also have every right to get angry with you for calling the whole idea dumb when it's worked out for so many, and increased the happiness and prosperity of millions of people.
@Chiribean, I know right? You nailed it. My original comment was a joke, no accounting for taste, but the fvckboys got offended and came out to castigate me in full force. Nbd. It happens all the time and it's quite amusing. The problem with the idiots on FP is they wanna hear what they already believe, not the truth.
@TR8R, BWAHAHAHA!! Wow! Your idiocracy level is over 9,000! Alternative facts, more like. You got me all wrong man. I think marriage is great. Great for divorce lawyers. Great for jewlers. Great for all the industries that profit off people who are in heat. And it's worked out for so many people? Like how many? Half? One half ends in divorce and the other half are only staying together for the kids and banging their secretaries. Seriously, do you wanna know how many married women I've slept with? Marriage means djck and if you're this butt hurt about me saying that, then you need to leave and go to your safe space.
@DHS Crisis Actor, I like how you have replied to everyone because your frantically trying to prove that your right and everyone else is stupid. Is the reason you don't like marriage is cause no one wants to marry someone the does nothing but complain... go ahead respond to my comment with someone that will attempt to hurt my feelings but fail cause nothing you say will affect me in anyway, shape, or form... go ahead... I'll wait...
@Pandaramic, keep waiting because you are literally too stupid to insult.
@DHS Crisis Actor, you know.. calling someone stupid is an insult... who's stupid now you moron... You're just a grown man crying like a baby... grow the fück up...
@Pandaramic, okay I'll get right on that. Right after you smack yourself across the face. You have to do it for me because I'm not there to do it myself. Use an open hand tho. Not like me to use a closed fist on a girl.
@DHS Crisis Actor, once again reply trying to defend your thoughts that your entitled to have but very hostile way about them... that's where all this started... you having hostile thoughts and trying to go against every other person on the planet... Your statement implies that you use an open hand to hit girls. Is that the type of person you are cause that would make a lot of sense..
@Pandaramic, tl dr but I'm assuming you didn't smack yourself across the face. But that's okay because one day you'll mouth off the wrong person irl and they'll do it for me 😁
@DHS Crisis Actor, No coming back man. Delete that account. Lol
@Captain Swordsman, this went on way longer than it should have...(only replying to you because I don't want unemployed actor or whatever his name is to turn his attention to me lol )
@Yukimura, nah I'm here to stay. Offending you little snow flakes is too much fun. But there's the door for whenever you wanna leave.
@DHS Crisis Actor, Im not offended man. Just laughing at how retarded you are
@Yukimura, okay well be patient and wait your turn.
hi, im just here for the violence
@DHS Crisis Actor, Wait my turn for what? You to screech incoherently at me? Lol.
@DHS Crisis Actor, she said 'no', huh?
@DHS Crisis Actor, haha. Uh, you are.
@DHS Crisis Actor, I won't mouth off at a person irl because the people I speak to aren't as dumb witted as you are... there's no reason to start fights for no reason. It's a waste of time to fight or talk crap about someone for no reason. You think your comebacks are witty and funny but they're not... they're just desperate. So grow up. Odds are you're older than me so why don't you act like it.. have some common decency for once in your life...
@Pandaramic, you and the fvckboy brigade are the ones who came at me with your idiotic insults first, dip shjt. You wouldn't mouth off because you would get your face pounded in. I know a pussified American male when I see one.
@DHS Crisis Actor, in fact swordsman did start this but you have non stop retaliated no matter what. I don't mouth off cause I'm not a dumb@ss that needs to because instead of reverting to primal instincts I talk it out like a human fücking being. I'm not strong, I know this. But at least I'm not a muscle head jock flexing trying to be tough. If you wanna act like this go over to ifunny... you'd thrive over there... come back when you wanna be a civilized person. you also didn't respond to my hitting girls comment.. did that land to close to home... was I on target when I mentioned that..
@Pandaramic, that's all very nice but it doesn't make you less of a pussy. And I didn't respond because the comment was so dumb. But if you must know, no I don't hit girls. But hey, there's a first time for everything so if you come to Las Vegas lmk.
@The Dank Secrets, *passes blunt while enjoying the show*
@Pandaramic, so it's cool if everyone insults and talks smack to him to begin with and he's just supposed to be ok with that? Nah. That would irritate me too that someone went straight to garbage talk instead of even trying to defend their side of the argument or opening up a debate.
@Chiribean, the only reason I said something was because he insulted every stuckpixel user on here in the first reply on swordsmans reply. I'm not saying that what swordsman said was correct, there was a much better way he could have gone about proving his point then the way he said it. All I'm saying is don't insult other people and expect for people to say something about it. Everyone on here is a good person in some way, even DHS. I only follow up with hostile action after one is taken. I've been on here for about 4 years now and I care about everyone on here even thought I don't know them on a personal level or even know their face or voice... if you have a quarrel with someone, keep it with that person and don't insult others while attacking that person. I admit I went a little far on my part and should've stopped after my first comment.
@DHS Crisis Actor, 0. That's how many married women you've slept with. It's obvious by how you act and that you use words like "idiocracy" in a sad DBZ reference you've never seen a girl naked, much less stuck your penis inside one. And if you get this threatened by people accepting marriage as a good thing then the only safe space needed is for you my poor poor friend.... If you can find me empirical proof that 1/2 of marriages are only staying together for the kids and banging their secretaries then you'd have a point. Go ahead I'll wait :)
@Chiribean, are you serious? Swordsman did fire off a little harsh but Crisis stomped in with the vulgar insults and "fûckboy" comments. In my experience no one who says things like "fûckboy" ever says anything worth listening to.
@GI Fumbles, roasted
@TR8R, LMAO!!!! I'm not threatened by you wanting to get married. (Or at all for that matter.) Every little girl dreams of one day getting married and I support your right to do so. But what I find baffling is you guys were so quick to castigate me for saying it's a sham when not a single one of you here is married. Anyone I know who is or has been married knows it sucks. So the fact that all of you here are defending something that you know nothing about and have nothing to do with is sheer dumbfvckery. Good luck man.
@TR8R, oh one last side note. Funny enough, you were actually close with your guess of 0 for number of married sex partners. Take one more guess, but higher.
@DHS Crisis Actor, you sure seem threatened. Reflect on how you reacted over this thread if you wish to not be seen that way. And that's great that anyone you know with marriage experience says it sucks. Cool. Everyone I know has been happy and prosperous in their marriage. Whose viewpoint is right based on that? Yours, because you say so? That's fûcking dumb. Also where is the proof "not a single one of you here is married"? How can you know this? Are you married? Because if not then by your own logic attacking marriage when you have no experience with it is a dumbfùck thing to do.
@DHS Crisis Actor, you just proved that the people are the problem; not the marriage.
@DHS Crisis Actor, side note, I'm still going with 0. I know you'd like to be seen as the cool guy, but I tend to not believe angry boasts made by people on the internet.
@TR8R, it's a front. And if it's not they'll be hating each other in 10 years or so. I promise.
@Pandaramic, lol you're pathetic. You need a new hobby.
@DHS Crisis Actor, look it's clear we both are too stubborn to agree or even contemplate the other side, so let's end this with a hearty "fûck off and goodnight!" No really this has been a fun time though 😌
@TR8R, I second this motion
Did this actually happen?
@GeekGirl, nope, just a bit
So she said no?
I need to see the rest
Well what did she say
@LilPuppyOfDOOM , just googled it bro she said no
@Wappa, a moment of silence for the guy...
@Wappa, where did you find the original?
When I walk down the street girls do that :(
You lucky bastard, they never *go down on me...
@Don Quixote Corazon, they never ho down on me either I think that's a southern thing