Honestly, if it's only once, and you say you wouldn't press the button, you're too straight, like I'm straight, but a million a day,,,
...makes the taste go away.
@Macbeth, you can make up for it by banging tons of chicks.
@Macbeth, Hey... Everyone has a price.
Pretend it is a very meaty and chewy sausage that you can not swallow, easy!
@Macbeth, they never said for how long.
@Macbeth, I'm stroking the shaft and swallowing the gravy for a million a day.
@Macbeth, Is there supposed to be a downside to all this? Because I'm not seeing it..... Please explain this to me.
@Macbeth, In straight as Hell but I'll suck a for a lot less than that!
@Macbeth, I think anyone would do this.
@Macbeth, I would because it could be mine! (i'm pretty flexible if you know what I mean)
@Macbeth, a million a day I would do it hell even every day for a million each I wouldnt mind just think the best cars money can buy every day or 2
@Macbeth, I can suck my own, so...
@Macbeth, if you wouldn’t press it you’re not straight you’re just a homophobe lol.
I mean I’m definetly straight but that much money a day for a single homosexual action... yea no questions.
@Macbeth, pretty sure I'd suck a man's soul out his dick for a million a day
The real question is... how would this affect the economy?
@The Lone Guppy, if the money materializes, inflation. If they mean "get paid" as in the richest man on earth will give you the money, it'd be fine.
So you're saying I get 365 million dollars a year but I only gotta suck a dick a day? Um yeah I think I could live with that
@The Dark Titillator, it never says you have to suck one a day. It just says one.
@Fern7769, we may have spotted the gay guy
@Metzger, Who downvoted this? I will cut the bitches who downvoted this.
@Ajunta Pall, lol, I have no idea. I didn't realize that would offend anyone, I mean, I thought I had a valid point :/
Nowhere does it say you have to make the dick ejaculate. Gimme my money.
Homosexuals celebrate worldwide
Tries to suck own wang*
@JenLawrenceBoobs, I'd try that too but it says "perfectly clean, disease free dick"
@sudden plot twist, you can probably get it clean for less than a million dollar
That's simple enough
@That one Gay Boy, straight forward I'd say.
I'm not gay, but I'd suck 10 to make that happen.
So we would be turning into Kim Kardashian?
@Bigbear272, nah. It never says you have to do it every day so it's a 5 minute prostitute if they even last that long.
You could use that million dollars to pay the media not to talk about it and buy one of those pens from Men in Black so...
@Workaholics, perfect solution :D
If your gay, then you get to suck a dick and get payed for it !
I fail to see a problem with this...
Let's do this, I got places to shop. #gayguy
As a straight chick, I see no reason to not click that button
@TheBookEscape, it clearly says for guys only, it kinda invalidates the whole f*cking thing if you're a woman
Well, sheeit, just call me he world's most expensive prostitute
I'm not gay, but It's totally worth it.
Hey they can call me whatever they want want ill just be rolling around my ferrai today or maybe my purple lambo
Loop hole: I would be sucking my own d!ck
Hell I'd suck ten
Just pretend its a corndog...
Everyone is gay at least once
I'm bi, so yeah bitch!
Why would I need to do this? I'm already rich!
Im gay so i would do it
I'm already bi so ya I'd press that button.
What if you suck your own dick
I wouldn't do it even if it was a clean vag instead, I don't want the whole world knowing anything about me.
It would be nice to finally get paid for my hobby
I'm gay so really this is free money and a garentee against AIDS
I don't get it, probably cuz I'm gay af
Wat about gays
What kind of downside is that? It's really nothing to a million dollars a day. And some guys get off to that. "What's the catch?"
I'm a girl, but fuq ya!
This is really easy I am bisexual
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It's not about the money, it's about sending a message... To the world
Men, I don't see the problem with this.
For Ryan gosling 50 bucks and a ride home and I'd ask him where I was driving to
Do I have to swallow?
Do I have to sea
You know what? Why not.
If it's only once, yes. If it's once a day, maybe but probably not
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Then you could pay everyone to hush up👏
Well, I'm pretty much as straight as it gets, and I'd have to ask for advice on that one. It might be worth it.
It never said it had to be real either...
Is there an option to do it more than once?...
That would make the worlds most luxurious prostitute and probably eventually the richest person on earth
Why not?! And the million pound would be a wonderful bonus
The question is, how many times do I have to suck a dick?
Some had done it for free , ( not me ) (may be )
Everyone will know that I suck dick for money
Use a roofie
Because gay people dont exist?
Alrighty then let's do this.. *clicks button*
Can it me my own
I will not
@Hellabaloo, you’d be the worlds biggest joke if you didn’t for that much but hey you do you.
Step one find an dick step two vacuum the dick boom do it daily get money and yes every can know i vacuum dicks for a living