That kitten is rubbing up against his ding-a-ling and hang-a-langs.
@Grimoire Weiss, soft and fluffy. Just avoid the claws
@Grimoire Weiss, hang-a-langs. This made me chuckle and I'm pissed off I've never heard it before.
That's no man! He has a... I don't believe I need to finish this sentence
@The Amazing Chipmunk, pussy magnet?
@The Amazing Chipmunk,
Nice pair of short-shorts 👍
@The Amazing Chipmunk, kangaroo
If it fits, I sits
I’d say my boner is confused, but I know exactly what’s causing it.
I’d be terrified of the cat getting scared and scratching the shít out of me
So I've been flirting incorrectly all these years!
OwO what's thi...
Get that cat outta your underwear you degenerate.
So he has a D and a P....
Well I wasn’t expecting that
When he looks amazing but you find out he only has a p*ssy
ITS A TRAP!