The crabs are becoming more intelligent than most voters.
Theyre not wrong
@ThatWeirdCousin , but you are, they're*
Hillary killed Harambe
All politics aside, That's kind of amazing
@Dephenistrator, But also probably damaging to the environment
@SimonPetrikov, not really
Next, I'll target the squirrels in Atlanta.
When "Deadliest Catch" goes political
@RhettandLink, people don't believe me when I tell them I have crabs.
Who on here is from the Tampa Bay area?
@Walt Is Watching , I am. Would be able to confirm but haven't dropped my trap in. Are you from around here?
Reminds me of that one episode of Derek where they wrote tw*t on a crab
Better a lying bitch than a lying psychopath.
Or better yet, maybe you guys shouldn't have turned your backs on Sanders. Hmmm?
@I Are Lebo, wow, I'm a smarmy asshole.
@I Are Lebo, voted for Bernie, cannot vote H. She instigated an illegal war in Libya and thousands die trying to escape in crappy boats. She pushed the same exact ineffective bill that pretended to push women's rights (it's on web) every year and did not change one word. Dem org that rates charities won't endorse their charity because only a small fraction is used for stated purpose. Putting Bill back in White House flaunts the reality that rich, popular or powerful men can get away with sexual harrassment. It should not take 20 women to "have a case" against Bill Cosby or Bill Clinton. That and violating three executive orders signed by Barack on security should flat out disqualify Hillary. And the peace treaty she waves died faster than average - all it was going to ever be was an opportunity for each side to blame the other for breaking it.
@I Are Lebo, a smarmy Canadian?
@I Are Lebo, I don't understand why you've got four dislikes and 0 up votes. I completely agree with you
@Darth Something, I was one of the downvotes. I'm not apologizing for the message, I just really put it in a douchey way.
I get why Hillary Clinton is a POS. I do. But Donald Trump is a compulsive liar, he flip flops on EVERY issue, he's super aggressive with no regard to consequences, he has zero experience with politics, and he's massively over exaggerated his 'positive' qualities. He is the WORST type of person to have lead a country. He WILL lead the entire country into war. How could he not? This is the guy who was either dumb enough, or psychotic enough, to advocate war crimes on national television.
@I Are Lebo, a crazy guy, or a corporate shill who should be in prison...to me, that's not a hard choice. The crazy guy will be prevented from doing crazy crap by politicians. Whereas Hillary will do whatever her corporate owners tell her to do, and as the corporations own other politicians as well, nobody will stop her.
@talmet, that's not better. The crazy guy won't be prevented from doing jack shït. His running mates couldn't stop him from saying whatever he wanted during the election, how the heck do you think they'll stop him after?
"All Mexicans are rapists", "just shoot them in the street", "I'd beat the crap out of every one of them", "you have to go after their families". That's shït that can get a president impeached.
I don't support Hillary Clinton. At all. The only reason I ever did was because the idea of Bill Clinton being the first First Man was an amusing one.
If Hillary Clinton wins the election she will be a terrible President.
But if Donald Trump wins the election it will be the worst thing to happen to the United States of America in a long, long time.
That's my prediction.
@I Are Lebo, saying something and doing things are different.
The world needs a lot of fixing. After Trumps speech, the press kept talking about how "dark" it was, which was extremely ironic given that they had to squeeze those stories in between stories of mass shootings, terrorist attacks, dismal economic reports, etc...
Globalism is destroying our/the world's economy, and allowing terrorists free reign. Corporate interests, for whatever reason don't seem to care. And because Hillary is completely bought and paid for by corporate interests, she's not going to do anything to actually address those issues.
@talmet, that's completely true. In my opinion the worst offender is the media. News outlets glorify mass shooters, which in some cases encourages more shooters.
But Trump has done many horrible things, mostly related to business. He's started projects, sold them, then abandoned them. Do you know how many people have lost their investments because he is a terrible thing to invest in. Trump magazine, Trump steaks, Trump airline, Trump university. If he's a terrible investment in business, which he IS, why would he be a good investment as president? The only reason why he hasn't done more bad things is because of lack of opportunity, not lack of willingness. He hasn't had the right kind of power.
The press are psychotic. Wolf Blitzer is, in my opinion, a total scumbag. He, and anchors like him, capitalize on seeding fear throughout the populace. But so does Donald Trump.
Yeah, Hillary is a shïthead. I'm not endorsing her. Americans need to throw out both candidates and start over...
@I Are Lebo, but Americans NEED to take a leaf out of Canadians book. Stop spending so much goddamn time on the elections. You devote nearly two whole years to the process. It's lunacy! Over the last year Americans have done nothing productive as a country. All you do is obsess about the damn elections. It's retarded!
Canadians have a caucus that's limited by law. You won't see any campaigns until a month before the election, because that's all that's needed.
I get that you guys like your politics, but come on! Get over yourselves. It isn't a process to be proud of, it's an inefficient, wasteful process that exists to promote itself.
The system is broken. The idea that your stance on gay rights determines your stance on abortion and your stance on gun laws, it's ludicrous.
And it isn't even truly 'we the people', as proven by the SNAFU with Bernie Sanders. The one guy promising positive, needed changes, and another candidate buys the party away from him.
@talmet, I hope you don't take what I'm about to say personally, but I feel like this needs to be said. Speaking as a Canadian, you Americans are so self centred it's actually quite upsetting. OUR news channels are filled with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump and have been for nearly two years now. I'm sure I speak for more than just Canada, but America, just fück off already. The world does not revolve around you, you are not the "greatest country in the world", you are not any kind of pinnacle except maybe the pinnacle of arrogance.
Get off your high horses.
@I Are Lebo, I don't see how your news being filled with our politics has to do with our self-centeredness...maybe you guys should stop following our politics so much? Or stop watching our news stations?
I don't complain when BBC covers UK elections wall to wall before elections. That's their country. You're complaining that American news stations (as you're complaining about Wolf Blitzer, who is on CNN, which is an American news station).
If your local Canadian news stations cover our politics too much, that's their choice. It's not like we're down here telling the world "if you don't cover our politics, we'll kill you!!!"
Oh, and you're free to think your country is the best, and I'm free to think my country is the best. Personally, I think Canada is a dumb country with idiotic laws against free speech. If I though Canada was a better country than America, I'd move there.
@I Are Lebo, The world doesn't revolve around America, but every year we accept over 70% of all refugees in the world, we pay for more than half of the UN budget, and are one of only three countries who keep their commitments in NATO (Canada isn't one of the other two). We are also the country who takes up the slack for all the other countries in NATO that don't pay/supply their obligations according to the NATO treaty.
If you don't want to be run by America, then maybe you should support Canada keeps it's NATO commitments. Or support Canada paying more to the UN.
@talmet, you know, I've heard the same thing regarding Canadian free speech, and I'm genuinely confused. I've never heard of any incidents in real life of free speech being denied here. I mean, the worst that I've ever heard of was people posting racist or homophobic remarks on Facebook and getting fired from their job for it. But that happens in the US, too.
And for the record, I don't think Canada is the best country. I also don't think the US is a bad country. I start a three week vacation in Los Angeles next week, and if it's like the last three or four times I've been there, I'll have a blast.
@talmet, why are you being a downvote troll?
@I Are Lebo, there was a guy a few years ago who was criminally charged after he disagreed with a feminist on Twitter. R v Elliot.
"Think Canada Allows Freedom of Speech? Think Again"
I'm not being a Downvote troll. I'm downvoting you because I think your comments are stupid.
@talmet, you think I'm stupid, yet you believe something that was posted by the Huffington Post? They're tabloid journalism.
@I Are Lebo, I never said you were stupid...
I did a search for "Canada free speech" and picked the most liberal source listed.
However, if you don't know your own countries hate speech laws (which make "offensive" comments a criminal offense), then maybe you aren't that informed about your own country.
You complain about being "forced" to watch American politics, maybe you should start watching Canadian politics instead? They have this thing called "the Internet" where you can learn things.
@talmet, condescending attitude aside, I will do that. I can't make an informed argument if I'm not informed. I'll get back to you after I've done some research.
But please keep your attitude in mind. If you come across as a jerk you undermine your own arguments.
@I Are Lebo, hahaha!!! Yeah...my condescending attitude...because your comments showed no condescension at all...Hahahahaha!!!!
I started being condescending to you, in response to your condescension to me.
Didn't your parents ever teach you to not start something, if you can't take it?
@talmet, other than "you think I'm stupid, yet you believe what you read in the Huffington Post", what have I said that was condescending?
@talmet, I sincerely wish I could block your comments. You have nothing but negativity. You shït on other people's opinions but provide no positive arguments of your own.
At least 50% of my comments are jokes.
You need to look inside, and realize the truth: you're an asshole.
@I Are Lebo, haha, whatever dude.
Your condescending remark was the whole "America needs to take a leaf out of Canadians book..." "You guys are so dumb, you haven't don't anything productive, we're so much better than you"
Oh, and the whole "you're so arrogant, you should accept that we're better than you." Thing.
Also, a point. Telling someone "I hope you don't take this personally" is condescending. You are telling them "I'm above you, and able to talk on this high level...maybe if you try, you can join me up here for awhile before you go back down."
It's like saying "no offense, but..." It doesn't work, nobody has ever thought "that was offensive, but he said no offense, so..."
@I Are Lebo, I don't sh1t on people's opinions, I sometimes disagree with people.
That doesn't make me an a$$hole. We live in a world where people have different life experience/opinions. That's a great thing, diversity of opinions is the most important form of diversity...it's what makes the other forms of diversity important (as different genders/races/religions usually have different opinions).
Expressing those different opinions is a good thing. Sometimes you might hear opinions you disagree with, that's ok. It doesn't make the other people evil, it makes them different from you.
@talmet, alright, fine. So you're not an asshole, you're just a moron.
You read into things that were never there. I never said that Canada is better than the United States, I said our electoral process is better. I never said you're so arrogant we're better than you, either. I simply said stop being so arrogant.
And you taking things personally when what I said was basically "I'm giving you constructive criticism, don't be a bitch about it", not "I'm above you".
You have a serious inferiority complex, and I'm done wasting my time on you. None of what I'm saying even now will get through to you because you're a stereotypical arrogant American and you only hear what you want to.
And if people expressing different opinions is a good thing, why do you jump down my throat when I express mine? That makes you a hypocrite.
@I Are Lebo, hahahaha!!!!!
"I never said we're better than you, I said we are better than you."
"I never said you were arrogant....I said you were an arrogant American!"
Wow, you are like the most idiotic person I've ever met...do you read what you write, or possess critical thinking skills? Nope, apparently not.
Ah well...I hope someday you learn how to think and evaluate things instead of just regurgitating everything your political science teacher told you.
@talmet, what the fück is wrong with you? I'm seriously asking.
Our electoral process IS better than yours. Not because ours is good. Yours is shït. You spend so much goddamn time on unimportant issues, it's retarded.
But if you're going to quote me, fücking quote me. Stop putting words in my mouth. You criticize me for not reading what I write, but you clearly don't. My actual message goes right over your head, because you're not looking for a message. You're looking for something to be righteously indignant about. And that makes an actual dialogue impossible.
You say I think I'm better than you. I AM better than you. You set the bar pretty low.
@I Are Lebo, wow, such condescension. You are an a$$hole, always talking negative to people...
And what's with the down votes, you Downvote every post of mine? And up vote every post of yours...that's something little kids do to make themselves looks special.
Your election process is stupid. Ours is superior. Why shouldn't political take a long time to make? Who leads the country is an important decision! Politics should be a huge part of your news cycle, so that everyone (or as many people as possible) know what is going on in your government.
I'm sorry if while watching a American News stations, you are forced to watch American politics. But maybe grow up and follow your own politics, and stop watching our news stations if you don't want to see stuff about our politics.
@I Are Lebo, oh, and you're not better than anyone. You're probably a stupid college kid, whose never had a real job, and never made an impact on the world.
After these candidates turn America in a post apocalyptic wasteland. This is how the outside world shall communicate with us. It has been seen
Wow someone is a little CRABBY about the elections.......I'll see myself out
How bout someone just puts a hit on Hillary and Trump. Would be amazing to see the bullet go through their temples, watch the mindless voters squirm
It was me..