@RedEyeZ, doesn’t even match the handwriting of the name.
Written by Emma Knight..... Emma knight shamalamadingdong
This little girl makes more sense than most adults I know
if you can make it to 100 that is a reward in itself
@Baltowolf12, depends really 100 years is a lot of time to tolerate things you hate
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
If I expect to live that long, on my 100th birthday, I will be sitting naked in a lawn chair with sunglasses on and a bottle of sunscreen in one hand and a thumbs up on the other.
On the moon.