This is really really cool
@Sweet Revenge, she's really smart and great with her personality
She can slay my monster. ;)
@CrustyMcballs, I'll give her my gwent cards ;).....yea mines a stretch
@CrustyMcballs, with her mouth
@CrustyMcballs, has to be bigger than 3 inches to call in a witcher.
@Draidmir, don't worry. It's 3.5 ;)
@CrustyMcballs, *proceeds to slice off head*
@Swayman310, which one?
@CrustyMcballs, So kind of related but I'm just curious: what are the 'sizes' of the men on this app? I'm just curious where my size falls to on the spectrum. Like with your comment, for all I know you could be serious about that size, and maybe that's more of a normal (non-pornstar) size?
@Brelikath, I was just joking around. I believe my phallus is around 5-6 in. I don't really measure it so idk. But it's around that area. Average penis length while erect is 5.3 in.- 6.5 in. At least that's what I read.
@Brelikath, oh, and mine is 6.5
@CrustyMcballs, I've read something along those lines before. Global average I believe is 6.2, but that includes the literal 1 inchers all the way up to 18+ inchers so it's basically too broad of a range.
And I haven't officially measured either. I just compared mine to my wife's dildo, which is 6.5 in, and I'm basically the same size of that
@CrustyMcballs, however, I know that something else important (apparently) is something called "girth", and apparently my girth is a bit on the shy side? I don't really understand that one though. I guess I could always google it....
@Brelikath, yeah. Not sure how I'd measure it. Where is the base? Cause different people say different things about where the base is.
@Brelikath, plus I'm still young so I might grow more. Idk. I'm 18 so it's still a possibility.
@CrustyMcballs, that's true as well... I guess all that you can really measure and every inch you can fit into a girl? Anywho, size doesn't really matter. The only thing that matters is how well you can use what you got ;)
@Brelikath, yeah. That's true. Size isn't everything.
@Brelikath, dafuq? World record is 13, the guy wont shut up about it. Theres also some dude in east asia i think that has a 2 foot long tumor on his own but does that even count?
@Sploosh, I guess not. I wasn't sure exactly what the record was for one without enhancements, all I knew what that it was much bigger than mine, haha
@CrustyMcballs, yeah, that's what I kept hoping (and still am hoping xD) I'll be 21 in June so I think I've reached the end of my line
@CrustyMcballs, you can probably guess ;D
@Brelikath, honestly, I'm around 7" - 7 1/2", the max its ever been was 8" and that was after meeting Alexis Texas at sexapalooza in Columbus a week and a half ago.
@Brelikath, 8.5 inches is what my girlfriend says...and she won't stop talking about how she loves all 8.5 inches... I'm not going to correct her ;)
@CrustyMcballs, that sounds really painful, actually
Located in the comments to this picture are all the sexual innuendos you could ever ask for
There's other ways to get em you know
If no one says you can slay my dragon then I don't even know who you guys are anymore
All the main female characters in that game are ridiculously hot.
She has really perky personalities
@Baboo the Ocelot, personalitities*
I don't mean to brag but I'm the best gwent player in all of Novigrad
I always just ignored the gwent games because frankly that was not why I was playing the game
@Phil Tippet, you were playing it for the sex scenes, weren't you?
@Beetle Juice, nope, the fighting mythical creatures part of the game is what drew me in
@Beetle Juice, I just went back to play the witcher 3 again and actually tried gwent this time around and now I'm addicted.
@Phil Tippet, they are making it an actual card game apparently.
@Beetle Juice, So I've heard. They are also making a standalone version of it for the video game systems
@Phil Tippet, I'm looking forward to throwing all my money at it
I liked this for the cleavage
I beat that game last week and I got the best emding out of all three of them
not sure what Gwent cards are but I Have loads in my basement honest
She can slay my One-Eyed Serpent