People with beards are people who are insecure about their jawline
@Joseph The Broseph, can confirm, I look 14 when I shave
@Joseph The Broseph, I just like that it hides my subtle double chin.
@Joseph The Broseph, I just like to look pensive while stroking my chin, that’s literally the only reason I grew one.
@Joseph The Broseph, my beard hides it well
@Joseph The Broseph, I just can’t be bothered to shave everyday. Cheaper and easier to grow beard
@Joseph The Broseph, my wife thinks my beard is hot. Nuff said.
@Joseph The Broseph, you don't know the struggle of being a Ukrainian-German mix. I could have 5% body fat and my face would still look fat.
@Joseph The Broseph, I feel like I breakout a lot less with mine. But I’ll keep it a little longer than stubble.
@Joseph The Broseph, I feel attacked
@BearDaniels, I second this. Plus I razor rash like crazy so it’s easier to just be hairy.
@Joseph The Broseph, people without beards are people who get insecure whenever they are around people with beards and have to explain to those people with beards that they would totally have a beard but can’t grow one due to it growing out too patchy.
@Joseph The Broseph, people without beards are just mad they can’t grow a good beard.
@Joseph The Broseph, every person who upvoted this doesn't have a beard
@BearDaniels, exactly this. It's 5 extra minutes of sleep in the morning.
This is beyond science!
As a person with a beard, can confirm.
The math is sound, it checks out
By jove he's right
Talkin a lot of shît for a guy without a beard
And if you're a man with a beard and no hair who spends his time in the company of a woman with hair and no beard, you're probably evil.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, upvote for Lemony Snicket
He’s onto me...
Jesus i never realized that
Lyi.. lyin... hmmmm