My mutant power is watching Netflix for days on end. Your move.
@Pextel, So? My mutant powers are being able to finish whole chap-sticks without losing it and also stepping on legos, crying for only 10 minutes in pain. Check. Your move.
@CreamyPie, Have you been bathing in holy water recently? Because I think you might be God.
@CreamyPie, I call BS, there is no way you only cried for ten minutes, unless you are a god, or inanimate object.... Like a pie....
@Pextel, oh yeah? I'm able to retain my virginity at the speed of light.
@CreamyPie, i have two different size thumbs... Wait
@Pextel, Well I can drive to the airport, purchase a ticket, get seated on the plane, and FLY!!
And p*ssy, clearly.
My mutant power is always having a boner
@Mrfknahole, dad, get off the internet.
My mutant power is using my milkshakes to bring all the boys to the yard.
@WinterWolves, Pfft, I can watch the first 10 minutes of Up and only cry for 5 hours.
I thought that was beavis and butt heads super power
Is cyclical insomnia a power? Because if so, I might be doing better than I thought.
20 August 2014 #20August2014
My power is to be able to comment about my power
I can heal myself but it takes a very long time...
What a coincidence, so is mine.
Pft. My super power is always having exact change in my pocket..